BNHA Chatfic- Welcome to hell

well dog shit- 47

Bakugou: emergency emergency

all might went missing

Kirishima: what??

Midoriya: oh no

Bakugou: ei and i's dorm window was open and i turned my back and we wasnt there

Mina: mission find cat activate

Aizawa: you had me at missing im helping with your cat

Kirishima: did you check the bathroom?? he likes hiding there

Bakugou: i looked everywhere in the dorm

Sero: i think i found him

Bakugou: WHERE

Sero: in a tree

Bakugou: aAaAAAa

Midoriya: ive never seen kacchan this protective

well not in a while i haven't

Bakugou: deku i will break your face in

Tokoyami: before you do that

Mina: IS VELMA GAY??

Tokoyami: like can we talk about this

Uraraka: velma? pssh talk about SQUIDWARD

Bakugou: is

is squidward gay

Uraraka: EXACTLY

Mina: can we fantasize about characters that are or could be gay

Midoriya: yes

Jirou: id go straight for klaus even tho he's gay

Bakugou: lmao fuck you im already gay

Tokoyami: IM SCREAMINF SJDH

Jirou: that's why there's screaming

Bakugou: can we talk about this man and this face

Jirou: w h a t

Later

Bakugou:

Uraraka: uh forget about that

hatsume just messaged me saying iida has wandering eyes for the pepsi man??

Mina: what??

Uraraka:

Jirou: awe iida talks so soft to her

Iida: Uraraka, this is unsportsmanlike!

Uraraka: not if your girlfriend sent it to me it isnt

Midoriya: shou and i are gonna be watching som movies in the common room feel free to join

Shinshou: yug and i are having some quality couple time

Kirishima: gays i feel as if this is important

Mina: shoot

Sero: what she said

Kirishima: ihavetwomoms

Bakugou: marry me now

Mina: I LOVE MY GAY KIDS

Aizawa: his moms are very nice

they call me and ask how hero work is

we went to the same middle school

Kirishima: aA?

Aizawa: yes

Mina: the teachers know everyone!

Bakugou: literally marry me now ei

Kirishima: I WILL

Aizawa: isn't this the second 'marriage' of the school year?

Mina: yep!

Kouda: owo uwu uwu owo owo qwq nwn owo uwu qwq gwg dwd bwb

(The most commonly accessible taxpayer is the low cost of trafficking)

Bakugou: you say the weirdest shit

Kouda: owo

(ego)

Mina: we know he has a big one

Kirishima: gigs

i have tieieieieiie

Mina: YOU ARE ACTUALLY VSHEIZ OK SERO GET STREAMERS

NOT THE TWITCH ONES

Sero: aight

Kouda: owo qwq owo uwu owo uwu

(ego na-efu ego)

Bakugou: W H A T  D O E S  T H A T  M E A N