BNHA Chatfic- Welcome to hell

lol movie night- 18

hey guys!! i wanted to address some things before this chapter starts :>

so, one, i do not support or stan panic! at the disco anymore! if you're unaware of what's happening, brendon is/was being exposed for awful things he's done to minors and band members and zach hill (i think that's his name, might be wrong) is also being exposed for awful things

two! i also do not support shane dawson anymore. shane is also a horrible person who has said racial slurs and made "jokes" about raping minors! i do not like these things, nor will i continue to support him. ryland, morgan, and anyone who is associated with him has seemed to be keeping quiet. so if they have addressed anything, i have not seen it. i won't support them until something is maybe said. (garrett is fucking awesome tho)

i know im late to adressing this and i will also be getting rid of my merch (probably by burning it) so enjoy the chapter :>> (also imagine everything that's happening in this like a reality tv show)

uraraka
ok everyone just put your phones in the blender

asui
uraraka what the fuck

uraraka
ITS MOVIE NIGHT

iida
were not putting our phones in a blender.

i have a basket.

uraraka
BLENDER

asui
NO

bakugou
ill stick your hand in the blender

iida
NO ONE IS PUTTING ANY ELECTRONICS OR BODY PARTS INTO THE BLENDER!!

uraraka
you're no fun >:(

iida
im afraid the nurse can't do anything about missing fucking limbs, bakugou.

and some don't have the money to get new phones.

kaminari
hi! im sonic, and im wanted in 16 countries for tax evasion- FUCK! fraud, that's the word! i forgot my own bit!! *green hills theme*

bakugou
where the fuck did that come from

sero
wtf do you mean "where the fuck did that come from" it's funny

uraraka
sero, kaminari, jm sorry that was really unfunny 😔😔

kaminari
SHUT Up

uraraka
no <3

kirishima
where tf are you guys im here

uraraka
in the common room????

asui
everyone's there

kirishima
OH FMT GKD I WENT TO THE WRONG DORMMMSSSS S S SS S

sero
HAHA

iida
how did you manage to do that?

kirishima
I DONT KNOW I SAW SILVER HAIR AND NO ONE HAS SILVER HAIR SO I RAN

jirou
you're so stupid

todoroki
are you sure you didn't see me

kirishima
your hair is white not silver

kaminari
idk kirishima you might be dyslexic

jirou
KAMINARI?????

uraraka
BAHAHSHA

asui
kaminari

you're so wrong

kaminari
??? how do you know what his eyes see HUH