BNHA Chatfic- Welcome to hell

clump and seal My shit- 3

ashido
i'm sobbing someone on the street asked me who nutted on my shirt and i said SIR THAT'S PAINT AND IM GAY I-

kaminari

ashido
kaminari i hate you so much

kaminari
that's the point tea 😘✌️

bakugou
okay fuckos should i use sharpie for a stick and poke

tokoyami
that's literally toxic

no

bakugou
k im gonna go pierce my nose with a screwdriver

ashido
WHAT

STERILIZE IT??????

PUT SOME RUBBING ALCOHOL EVERYWHERE??????

bakugou
that's already done now stfu i'm not trying to cut my nose off

tokoyami
cut your nose off with a screwdriver yeah like that can happen

kirishima
it's literally a tiny screwdriver too

midoriya
tell us if he loses his nose 😍😍

jirou
what is WRONG with you guys wtf

tokoyami
HE'D LOOK LIKE VOLDEMORTDJDJRBKA

kaminari
NOOOOOO

sero
he's not pale enough for that sexiness 😉😍

todoroki
what am i reading

ashido
bakugou's piercing his nose with a screwdriver

todoroki
aren't screwdrivers like

thick

kirishima
it's a very small thin screwdriver

todoroki
you're watching him do this

kirishima
i'm making sure he doesn't mess up

uraraka
bakugou when you're done can i have the screwdriver i wanna do my eyebrow

todoroki
that's disgusting

you with an eyebrow piercing doesn't look good

no offense or anything but i don't like the idea

jirou
it's too edgy for your bubbly personality

uraraka
you have a point

bakugou
and i've got a nose piercing lol fuck you

now who has indica ink and a needle

jirou
you need it for a stick and poke right

bakugou
yes

jirou
wyw i can do it

iida
no one is getting a tattoo.

jirou
,,.

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iida
you already have one don't you?

jirou
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING