darling [s.stan]

[3] messages

girl power!

big nose:
molly change my name
back right now

molly is mean:
nope i'm keeping it

big nose:

genny from the block:
i want to leave this groupchat

cASS:
honestly nora your name could
be much worse

cASS:
use me as an example

big nose:
barbra streisand said i have an
american beauty nose

molly is mean:
wow you're cool

molly is mean:
said no one ever

big nose:
well that hurt my feelings

cASS:
we have more important things at hand

cASS:
such as literally all of nora's
secrets

big nose:
i don't have any secrets

molly is mean:

big nose:
why do you care

genny from the block:
i need to know all about your life

genny from the block:
i don't mean to flex but i know
who the guy is

cASS:
what no fair

genny from the block:
i was there when they broke up

genny from the block:
i may or may not have cried

big nose:
i mean i did too

genny from the block:
ok but it was YOUR relationship
not mine

big nose:
i'll give them a hint

big nose:
he commented on one of my
recent pictures

cASS:
oH My GOd

cASS:
chrIs EvAns

big nose:
you are wrong

molly is mean:
no fucking way

molly is mean:
i'm going to explode

genny from the block:
do it you won't

cassie is dumb:
i would rather have the
other one

molly is mean:
tragic that's not happening

genny from the block:
can you stop messing around

genny from the block:
i want all the tea

big nose:
here's the mother hecking tea

big nose:
legally i am not allowed to tell you this

molly is mean:
laws are for losers

cassie is dumb:
very typical molly thing to
say

genny from the block:
if you don't tell me i'll burn
your house down

big nose:

molly is mean:
nora please

molly is mean:
if you don't tell me i'll
tell the internet about sebastian

big nose:
have i ever mentioned how much
i hate you

molly is mean:
only a few times

big nose:
well it's happening

big nose:
funny girl is in production!

cassie is dumb:

genny from the block:
i'm going into cardiac arrest right now

molly is mean:
AAAAAHHHHHHH

big nose:
this is like my biggest goal so

cassie is dumb:
you can finally die already

big nose:
i still have to audition, but the director said i'm the front runner and unless barbra streisand herself shows up at the auditions the part is mine!

molly is mean:
but i'm not done screaming big nose so can you hold on