darling [s.stan]

[65] messages

ellie bb💖:
do you know what this means

bash💋:
this is broad and scary

bash💋:
i feel threatened

ellie bb💖:
we are NEVER getting married

bash💋:
everything that i ever did wrong before just flashed in my brain

ellie bb💖:
oooh which was the worst?

ellie bb💖:
please tell me it was the accidental cheating scandal

bash💋:
no actually when i tried to pawn barbra off on emma-ruth

ellie bb💖:
you tried to give away my cat?

bash💋:
so why aren't we getting married can we please get back to that

ellie bb💖:
because corona you thick skulled cat dealer

bash💋:
oh i forgot i was marrying a bully

ellie bb💖:
i'm serious what are we supposed to do

bash💋:
uh wait

ellie bb💖:
but we've been waiting since like college

bash💋:
oh trust me i know

bash💋:
we can do it honey i know we can

ellie bb💖:
i also know we can it's just that i don't want to

bash💋:
we can focus on making that baby

ellie bb💖:
seb

bash💋:
what it's not a bad idea

ellie bb💖:
it's also probably not going to happen. you know that and i know that.

bash💋:
i'm sorry

bash💋:
you still rained on my parade though

ellie bb💖:
please get back from you essential shopping so i can stab you

ellie bb💖:
or just suffocate yourself with your mask

bash💋:
anything for you darling it's the least i could do