christy crab:
where are youchristy crab:
if you're late john will KILL youmy fake wife:
yeah don't you think i know thatchristy crab:
well then why are you not heremy fake wife:
i had to do stuffchristy crab:
is stuff another nickname for sebastianmy fake wife:
i'll kill youmy fake wife:
i will plunge a knife deep into your heart honestly i don't even carechristy crab:
please no i have a wife and a daughtermy fake wife:
camille and emma-ruth will thank mechristy crab:
why would they thank you???my fake wife:
they can claim their inheritance earlychristy crab:
what if i left it all to dodgermy fake wife:
technically camille owns dodger now which means she gets the moneychristy crab:
well damnmy fake wife:
i'm heremy fake wife:
is john madchristy crab:
no he's on crack todaychristy crab:
he's being very... whimsicalmy fake wife:
what do you mean whimsicalchristy crab:
he just pinched my cheeks and called me "honey bear"my fake wife:
oh he's probably doing coke againchristy crab:
why do you act like this isn't a big dealmy fake wife:
it's only a big deal if their nose caves in and/or falls offchristy crab:
jesus take the wheel
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FanfictionDISCONTINUED "let me tell you something kid, the one that got away is never really gone." OR in which they met at juilliard years ago. the careless boy studying to be an actor and the innocent girl studying to be a broadway star. life pulled them a...