darling [s.stan]

[8] messages

xxx-xxxx:
is this eleanora bozzi?

(maybe) eleanora bozzi:
depends on who's asking

xxx-xxxx:
chris evans

eleanora bozzi:
oh yeah i saw you at the theater today

eleanora bozzi:
what's up?

christy crab:
i feel like really powerful right now

eleanora bozzi:
oh well um

eleanora bozzi:
what are you smoking

christy crab:
oh gosh no not like that

christy crab:
say no to drugs

eleanora bozzi:
why do you feel powerful?

christy crab:
i'm captain america

eleanora bozzi:
periodt

christy crab:
same group of bitches ain't no adding to the picture

eleanora bozzi:
okay but like why did you text me

christy crab:
well, eleanora...

christy crab:
or should i say fanny bryce

eleanora bozzi:
NO FUCKING WAY

christy crab:
congrats, girl!

eleanora bozzi:
oh my gosh i'm so happy

eleanora bozzi:
NOW i feel powerful

christy crab:
i guess we'll be costars because i'm playing nick arnstein

eleanora bozzi:
yay can't wait to fake marry you

christy crab:
oh my gosh same! can't wait for you to leave me for stardom!

eleanora bozzi:
i wanna go get drunk

eleanora bozzi:
do you wanna go get drunk

christy crab:
can i bring my friend

my fake wife:
bash?

christy crab:
bash?

my fake wife:
sebastian, right? that's your friend?

christy crab:
i forgot y'all go back

my fake wife:
oh yeah way back

christy crab:
meet us at the one bar on broadway at like 10

my fake wife:
cool! see ya then :)

christy crab:
can i call you boz

my fake wife:
no you cannot.