darling [s.stan]

[61] messages

we're the bitches, we're the bitches, we're the bitches

n(whore)a:
i fucked up

smol molls:
give me a second to pretend to be surprised

smol molls:
wHaT No

cASSHOLE:
so you finna tell us

n(whore)a:
don't say finna

n(whore)a:
i ruined my christmas

smol molls:
how do you ruin your own christmas

cASSHOLE:
not that you wouldn't be the only person to figure out a way to do that

n(whore)a:
bash wanted us to do christmas with his mom but i wanted to do it with my family so we agreed to do separate christmases

cASSHOLE:
but you love christmas

smol molls:
and sebastian

n(whore)a:
i just wanted to be with my family

smol molls:
isn't he like kinda your family though

cASSHOLE:
oh fuck

n(whore)a:
you're not wrong

smol molls:
you guys are basically married at this point

cASSHOLE:
she's not wrong

messages between cassie and molly

cassie:
i cannot believe it

molly:
nora's stubbornness would mess up her own proposal

cassie:
i wonder how seb is taking

molly:
as if i give a fuck

cassie:
that's not very nice

molly:
i am not very nice

the iconic trio

seabASS:
do you ever just want to hit yourself in the head with a lawn chair

jesus CHRISt:
that was oddly specific

mackie roni:
usually i want to hit you but sometimes you make me want to hit myself

jesus CHRISt:
did you get the ring

seabASS:
BOY do i have a story for you!1!!!!1!

seabASS:
you know how i wanted to propose to her in front of my mom on christmas so everyone is happy

seabASS:
nora didn't want to do christmas at my house,, she wanted to do it with her family. so i suggested we do separate christmases and hoped she'd disagree

seabASS:
BUT NO

seabASS:
christmas is cancelled and i'm fucked

mackie roni:
y'all are another level of weird as shit

jesus CHRISt:
why would you suggest that

seabASS:
I DIDNT THINK SHE WAS GONNA SAY YES YOU TROPHY HUSBAND

mackie roni:
don't be mean to my friend, failed proposer

jesus CHRISt:
lay off anthony, he's emotional

seabASS:
now that you dipshits have come full circle

mackie roni:
just wait until after christmas, you don't have to rush it

jesus CHRISt:
it's not like you had a super big thing planned that's now ruined

seabASS:
right because i'm no chris evans

mackie roni:
got to admit, it was a sick proposal

jesus CHRISt:
if i remember correctly, you cried at my funeral

seabASS:
you are no longer my friends, take my tears and leave

mackie roni:
master has given dobby his tears!!

jesus CHRISt:
dobby is free!!!!