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19/10/2019
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
you summoned me, yes?
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
I did
Five whole times
Are you still coming
to Gwangju with me next
weekend?
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
you woke me up
on my day off
for that?
yes, i'm still coming, hobi
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
Noice
Booking train tickets now
But since you're up...
I have a confession.
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
i swear to god if you
tell me you're going to be a
father, i'm going to strangle
the god damn life out of your
meat stick
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
Never EVER say meat
stick ever again.
And no. Mama taught me
better than that, smh.
Actually, I caught
Yoongi's attention 😏 I'm
going to post a picture to
Instagram and I need my
fave wingman to make
sure I look good, ygm?
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
oioi i can help , what are
best friends for, amirite??
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
bold of you to assume
we're best friends
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
you wound me, bb
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
i know 😏
now go to ur job, i need
to look like i'm wanted
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limpdicksoojin wow, you know, for a circle, this is pretty edgy of you.
mintyoongi Looking good, Hoseok.
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Hoe-with-socks 🍆
HEY WHAT THE FUCK
SOOJIN
I ASKED YOU TO BE MY
WING MAN, WHERE WAS
THE WINGING??
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
what???
i said you looked edgy for
a circle! that's a compliment
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
I... pity the man you lure
into your wicked, wicked
web
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
>:o i am a hoot
but me too tbh
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
Jokes on you, he likes the
picture. My heart is RAGING.
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
that could just be your high
cholesterol
hey, have you noticed that e-boys
are damn near everywhere atm?
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
Yeah, I have a few on my
feed. I'm not complaining
though- they hot 🥵
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
everything's hot to you
smh
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
Not you tho, b.
Here let me show you
an "e-boy" that keeps
popping up on my feed.
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Looks straight out of an
anime and I am LIVING
for it 🤤
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
ugh that reeks of fuckboy
or maybe softboy?
i'm gonna go with both
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
And this is why you're
single.
No one is ever good enough
😔
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
it's called having self worth ,
you should try it sometime
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
So you're telling me, if
this BEAUTIFUL, god
like specimen of a man
asked you out, you'd say
no?
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
absolutely
Hoe-with-socks 🍆
Bullshit!
Soo-pink-jin 🍸
:ooo
i'm offended you think
i'd lower my standards
just because he's hot
and i'll prove it
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Hoe-seok 👅 @junglehoseok • 3m
As if you just cropped that screenshot
and made a whole ass post, lmfao.
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Soojin @limsoojin96 • 2m
@junglehoseok my point is proven.
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It's Junseok @baejunseok95 • 32s
What's an e-boy?
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It's Junseok @baejunseok95 • 25s
I'm the guy in the picture, btw
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