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gc: "how many vines can you quote in thirty seconds."
26/10/2019

daddy issues.
GUYS GUYS GUYS

Yoongi wants to MEET UP
I am getting laid tonight!!!

commitment issues.
It's literally 7am...

And I thought you were
together, why is this big
news 🤔

Unless...

You're...

... lying?

abandonment issues.
shut up yoonmin, it's
too early for your lame
conspiracy theories

daddy issues.
Confession

I wasn't actually seeing
Yoongi when I spoke to you
but since you added us into
that group chat, we've been
messaging privately for like
four days nonstop and he
wants to meet up uwu

abandonment issues.
never say uwu ever again

commitment issues.
I KNEW IT

I KNEW YOU WERE
LYING SACKS OF SHIT

abandonment issues
hey, i might not have
been lying 😔

commitment issues.
Nah you were DEFINITELY
lying. Ain't nobody gonna
willingly want to touch
you with a ten foot barge pole
unless you bribed them

abandonment issues.
hey what the fuck

i take full offense to this

commitment issues.
Good.

daddy issues.
Hey can we bring the convo
back to me please, I'm about
to get laid by the og daddy.

I can't believe he wants to
meet me, I'm suddenly
asthmatic.

commitment issues,
Not to be that guy...

But are you even sure that
it's really him you're meeting?

Especially with all the
catfishing related murders that
have been popping up all over
the country... and now they're
closer to home.

daddy issues.
It's easy to forget you're
a cop sometimes.

And anyway, I'm a guy,
I don't even fit the killers
target demographic.

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