I don't like man, If not you

Part 61: A dating game

" Let's go, go out and play, I wouldn't mind having third wheel follow around."

After recovering from illness, Krist was eating the other half of the watermelon left in the refrigerator. Apple was boringly flipping her book to another page.

" Call me to come here early in the morning just because of this, if I knew that, I would have just stayed at home and sleep."

" I'm thanking you for helping me last time, even if it was just a little help still I should return the favor, should we go to the amusement park or go for a swim?"

" I won't go"

" Don't you say no so fast like that, could you please show me some respect in front of my husband?"

" My Big Aunt is coming."

" When is she coming? Why? You become a good girl now? Even want to welcome your big aunt?"

Krist threw a watermelon rind that he just done eating away, took another slice, continued eating. Apple and Singto glared at Krist at the same time.

" Ignoble."

" Why ignoble? Why did you scold me? How does your big aunt look like? Is she a beauty like you?"

Krist got a little confused, weren't they talking about her big aunt? why did he become ignoble?

" I don't know how it looks like, I only know it has the same color with the thing you're eating."

" What are you actually talking about?"

Krist looked at the slice of watermelon in his hand, her big aunt likes dressing in watermelon? This beside-the-point conversation made Krist more interested.

"Then what is that person doing?"

" I don't know what it's doing, I only know it's ready to dash down from a height of three thousand feet."

" Can you just answer my question?"

" I am answering."

Krist felt himself could not really understand Apple, he turned to Singto and asked.

" P'Sing, does P know her big aunt?"

" Don't ask me about that disgusting thing."

" Two of you scold me, be careful or I'll ignore P. Doesn't she just her big aunt, there's no need to hide it, also don't want to tell me, is she a spy or something, you two are so petty, then where does your big aunt live, can you tell me?"

Apple took out a sanitary pad, put it in front of Krist's face: "It's here."

Krist looked at the pad in front of his eyes, he finally could react this time, he spat all of the watermelon in his mouth out, threw watermelon in the garbage and shouted.

"You're so disgusting, extremely disgusting, I'm throwing up, why don't you just say so? Even give it a nickname, big aunt the damn monkey! Don't you feel ashame with your real big aunt?"

Krist became mad. Apple shrugged her shoulders, acted like it was nothing.

" Please, everybody knows Little Pink is big aunt, it's because you were so stupid that kept asking that."

" Don't give it a nickname anymore."

That 'Little Pink' could even make Krist more easily think about the watermelon that he just ate.

" Stop overreacting, your mom, Singto's sister, your ex-girlfriend, the girl who claimed to be your younger sister, all of them have, why are you so surprised? Don't you live around Little Pink everyday?"