Crack #1

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(A/n: I planned on making random chapters like this with the characters of the story for some mindless fun so I don't stress myself too much in trying to work on the story with serious chapters. Each one is mainly vines though just to give you a heads up)

3-D Printing

Momo: It can print anything.

Brandon: *excited* *_* Anything?

Momo: Anything.

Brandon: *0*

*Prints out 3 pizzas and Momo is holding two*

Brandon: *holding a pizza* I'm in the future! *bites into the pizza*

Momo: *sweatdrops*

Butthole

Child!Brandon: *Pulling up Lateefah's tail and feathers*

(Y/n): Brandon!

Child!Brandon: *jumps away*

(Y/n): Let go of Lateefah's tail and feathers!

Child!Brandon: She has a butthole.

Shadow: We all do.

Child!Brandon: You don't.

Shadow: *pouts with a glare*

(Y/n): XD

Walmart

Brandon: *walking to the door and dressed up in his school uniform* I'm running to Walmart.

Shadow: Dressed like that?

Brandon: Good call *walks back inside* 

~3 minutes later~

Brandon: *walks to the door in a tank top, All Might PJ pants, and slippers* I'll be right back.

Loki as a parent

Loki: Kid, you have to get dressed.

Child!Brandon: Why?

Loki: You can't wear your sleeping garments all day.

Child!Brandon: But I like them!!!

Loki: *drops clothes with a "so done" look* Go through eternity like that and die alone each time I don't want offsprings from you anyway

Hanging on to Christmas

Aizawa: Christmas is over. Time to take down the tree.

Brandon: *runs through the doorway with Katsuki and (y/n) behind him* NO! NO! NO! NOT YET!!

Katsuki: Get the fuck back here!

(Y/n): Fucking hell, Brandon!

*Katsuki and (y/n) are dragging Brandon by his legs away from the tree*

Brandon: *clinging to one present* THERE'S STILL A PRESENT LEFT! THERE'S STILL ONE LEFT! NOOO!

Katsuki&(Y/n): JUST GIVE IT UP ALREADY, DUMBASS!

Late Night Storytime

Brandon: Storytime!

*(Y/n), Mina and Hagakure walking together at night through the park*

Brandon: *focusing camera on (y/n)* She only had one plan for this new year's, world domination.

(Y/n): *flips hair back with smug look* You got that right~

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