Lateefah wants attention!
Lateefah: *chirping at (y/n) on the couch*
(Y/n): *on her laptop trying to finish work* Lateefah, not right now. I'm trying to finish a paper for Present Mic.
Lateefah: *Chirp!* *she jumps and slams the laptop shut*
(Y/n): Oh my god! *laughing*
Lateefah: *chirp!*
Ex-Friends trying to text you
(Y/n): And on behalf of the church, I now pronounce you all, BLOCKED and DELETED!
*drops phone*
(Y/n): You may now kiss my ass!
Kaminari: -_- You've been around Bakugou too much...
Museum Storytime
Brandon: Storytime!
Momo: *looking at a painting*
Brandon: Out of all the works of art in here, she was the loveliest.
Momo: *she chuckled with a blush*
Annoying Customers
Random Customer: I don't like this bouquet. Can you take it back?
(Y/n): Is that why you took out half of the flowers?
Random: I'd like a refund too.
(Y/n): No.
Random: Then I'm not gonna tip!
(Y/n): Well *raspberry* too bad so sad *sarcastic*
Camouflage
(Y/n): Shit, we're getting pulled over.
Brandon: Quick *pulls out some camouflage full-body suits* put these on
Denki: License and regi--what the!? There's nobody here!
Brandon: *smiling proudly* >:D
(Y/n): *had a poker face* ._.
Brandon: *opens the car door*
Denki: Who opened that!?
*the two slipped past him*
Denki: Devil Car! DEVIL CAR!!! *runs off*
(Y/n): I can't believe that actually worked!
Getting dissed by a Spirit
Mineta: If you were human, maybe you'd be as cool as me
Shadow }:[ If you're so cool, how come you've never had a girlfriend?
Mineta: 0_0
"Diet"
Brandon: Hey, can I get a salad, but can you put it on top of a burger with cheese?
Waiter: *confused* Do you want a cheeseburger?
Brandon: Yeah, but when you give it to me, can you say here's your salad.
Izuku: *he chuckled nervously with a sweatdrop*
(Y/n): -_- *she facepalmed with a groan*
Art isn't a joke!
(Y/n): *painting a large canvas with brown to create some deer*
Marinette: I'm not sure about that color.
(Y/n): I spent 10 hours on this, Cheng. Get away from me! *she hissed*
When your ex-crush says "i miss u"
Adrien: I miss you
(Y/n): Hahahaha!
*grabs a hairbrush and casually brushes her hair*
(Y/n): Of course, you do :) So suffer *shuts the laptop*
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