30 Days of Pride

Day 5: Pansexual Pride

A powerpoint opens and the graphic above fills every single phone, computer, tv, kindle, Apple Watch, flip phone - you get the idea. Cats instantly began to search around for the source, whispering to each other as they swipe glances at each other's devices time to time. Pink, yellow, and blue smoke emerge from the smoke machines and flood the area. Once it has all settled down, a cat approaches the stage and to a mic.

Gaystripe has approached the stage and looks at the crowd, note cards flying everywhere as the tom scrambles to keep ahold of them in the wind.

Gaystripe: Hello, everyone! Welcome back to 30 Days of Pride! We're five days into this month and still going strong! How are you guys liking it so far?

Audience: WHOO!!!!!!

Gaystripe: That's what I'm talking about! Now! Today is none other than the day of pansexuals!

Cat: Day of pansexuals?

Another cat: Do you mean Pansexual Day? June 5th?

Gaystripe: Sorry, the author was in a French-y mood and accidentally wrote 'Pansexual Day' the way you would in French

Audience: OOOOO

Gaystripe: Moving on! Like our other days, we have special guests coming in and supposedly going to talk about any news regarding their sexuality and themselves!

Audience: Yay! Let's go!

Gaystripe: Please welcome our one and only Pansand from QueerClan!

A buff tom stumbles onto stage and the crowd instantly dies down, the trumpets and tubas abruptly stopping on the note they were on and they die down, showing the instant fear they held.

Audience: ...

Gaystripe: Hey? Why did the music and partying stop?

Pansand: *Sighs* This happens to me all the time

Gaystripe: Huh?

Pansand: Everyone thinks I'm going to beat them up, but I just want to have fun...

Gaystripe: See, guys? He just wants to party!

Audience: Yay! *they instantly start playing again*

Pansand: I see it's a day for all the pansexuals out there, this is nice

Gaystripe: Yep! Do you have any news about them so far?

Pansand: Hmmm, nothing for now, but I wonder who wouldn't want to be a pansexual

Gaystripe: How so?

Pansand: We accept and love everyone, doesn't matter about the gender to us! We're accepting of others!

Audience: *nods and takes notes*

Gaystripe: Awesome! We have another guest coming to stage! Crew, bring up the translator!

The crew begins to assemble a massive screen with a translator for a cat to sit on. It is large and definitely new technology, and the crowd goes 'ooooooh' as they finally seem to finish up making it. They sweep away, though they all dip their heads politely to the audience before leaving.

Gaystripe: Please, welcome our second guest! Gingerpaw from Bound!

A dark ginger she-cat walks onto the stage and briefly smiles before sitting down on the translator

Audience: Yay!!!!!

Gaystripe: So, Gingerpaw, are you excited to be here?

Gingerpaw: *Nods*

Gaystripe: How do you think of this party so far? Feel special?

Gingerpaw: *Taps on the translator, which slowly begins to print out the words she wants*

The powerpoint reads: This is amazing that there's a month dedicated to the LGBT community. It's an honor to be a guest, Gaystripe.

Gaystripe: How nice! She appericates me!

Gingerpaw: I hate to cut this short, but where's the food? I forgot to grab something before I came here

Pansand: A fellow pansexual!

Gingerpaw: Hello there, my name's Gingerpaw from Bound

Gaystripe: Now, it's time for our guests to leave

Audience: NOOO

Gingerpaw: Can I keep this translator and bring it back to my book? I think would be very helpful getting my message across...

Pansand: That'd be amazing, Gingerpaw! Cats would be envious of you!

Gaystripe: Hey! We aren't talking about books here!

Gingerpaw: Let us have some fun, this might be the only chance we meeting each other

Pansand: Yeah, let us have fun!

Audience: Keep them! Keep them!

Gaystripe: *Sighs* Let's just continue the party then!

Audience: Yay!