Cheap ass: blueface, tayk

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Taymor (🤔 I'm only 9)

After a long day of being me I came home thirsty asl my boyfriend Jonathan (only 9) went grocery shopping today and he got all the goods.

I was looking in the refrigerator and I couldn't believe what I saw.(you know that Kroger store brand drink he got that instead of the real one)

"JONATHAN PORTER.

"What damn a nigga can't take a nap.

"Not when there's fake ass drink in my house.

"What chu mean.

" I mean why is there Kroger brand drink in my refrigerator.

"Because that's where I got it from.

" Nigga this fake ass drink. Take yo
ass back to the store and get the actual Coca-Cola.

"Hell naw you go.

At this point I was mad furious.

"Well no ass for a week then. I said with a smirk

He was looking at me hella shocked

"Fine then I got sides.

"Oh you fr. I said in shock

"Very

"Ok then so you wanna meet mine then since you got some. I said with a bigger smirk than before

He was looking at me in disbelief before I could pull my phone out and call one he snatched my phone and threw it across the room.

"I am yo nigga and yo only nigga. He said

"Let my neck go I can barely breathe.

He got my drink and for the rest of the night I was weak very weak👀👀

Stay fruity🌈🌈🌈

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