George Writes About Natasha Getting Bit By An Alligator

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George: *writes* Natasha was in the Everglades in Florida, where she was surrounded by alligators. They were advancing towards her. One of them bit Natasha in the leg. Ha ha! This is actually pretty funny! Who knew writing about her would be so humorous?

Me: What are you writing about, George?

George: Oh, nothing!

Me: It's not about us, is it?

George: It's about a woman getting by an alligator. That's all you need to know.

Me: What's her name?

George: Um, Natasha?

Me: Our Natasha??

George: No, different Natasha!

Me: Natasha! Get over here!

Natasha: You called?

Me: George wrote about you getting bit by an alligator!

Natasha: He did what?! *glares at George*

George: It was a different Natasha, I swear!

MaryKLago: *whacks George with the frying pan* How dare you! *drags George to the closet* You can rest assured, Natasha! You'll never get bit by an alligator!

Natasha: Not bloody likely!

KaTzElDaElEnA: I love your dead alligator, Natasha!

Natasha: Thank you, honey!

This story was written on June 25th, 2019.

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