Deadpool and Jerry were sleeping in the ball pit in the sensory room until Deadpool's phone went off meaning he has another notification from Susan.
They both wake up and they both go to Deadpool's as he picks it up and unlocks it.
Deadpool: ok... Who am I fighting this time?
Deadpool looks at the message Susan sent him which says
Deadpool, Dionysus will be your next opponent, he is on his way to where you are. He'll be here in 2 minutes, So get yourself prepared before he gets here
"So Beer man's my next opponent huh? Deadpool says as he turns off his phone.
Jerry: How are you going to defeat him? He's going to be pretty tough.
Deadpool: Well good thing I brought THIS!!!
Deadpool goes through his pockets and pulls a canned drink which say "Pool-Aid"
Jerry: Woah! What is that?
Deadpool: This my friend, is called Pool-aid. I made this drink myself.
Jerry: Cool can I have some?
Deadpool: Nah. I'm saving this for Beer man when he gets here.
Jerry: ok
Then they heard someone coming down the stairs.
Deadpool: He's coming! Jerry go hide! I'll take care of him.
Jerry: Where do I hide?
Deadpool: go hide in the ball pit.
Jerry runs over to the ball pit and hides under the balls.
The door opened and Dionysus appeared in front of Deadpool.
Dionysus: you got to be kidding me.
Deadpool: Hey there Wine man!
Dionysus: ugh! Why does everyone call me that!
Deadpool: I don't know
Dionysus: anyway what do you want?
Deadpool: I just wanted to ask you if you like drinks.
Dionysus: um... yes?
"Well come over here. I want you to try this new drink I made." Deadpool said as he holds out his drink
"What is it?" Dionysus asked as he came over to where Deadpool is.
"It's a drink that will make you awesome! Wanna try it?" Deadpool asked as he offered it to Dionysus
Dionysus: I don't know... What if it's a trap.
Deadpool: Don't worry it's not a trick!
Dionysus: hm... Ok.
"Cool! Drink up!" Deadpool said as he gave it to Dionysus.
Dionysus took the can and started drinking it when Deadpool looks at the audience whispering
"He's gonna fall for it"
As Dionysus finished drinking he started to go crazy by around the room saying.
"Holy Wine what is happening to me!!!"
Deadpool: Well beer man, you drank my best-selling drink in the school. It's called POOL-AID! It's a drink that makes you go crazy and then you faint after 5 seconds!
After 5 seconds went by, The wine god faints.
Deadpool: See? Isn't that cool or what!
He then looks at the camera saying
"And viewers get your Pool-Aid at your local school store for only 1$
Deadpool: Ok Jerry you can come out now!
Jerry then came out of his hiding spot and walked over to Deadpool.
Jerry: Did you beat him?
Deadpool: Yep.
Jerry: Awesome!
Deadpool: Hey Jerry wanna make this room our hideout.
Jerry: Oh my god, yes!
And with that the downstairs sensory became their very own hideout
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Deadpool The Greek God Slayer
HumorI did this story in Creative Writing a long time ago at school and I cracked up each time I added a funny sentence. So I thought I would put the story I typed up into this story.
