After Deadpool and Jerry watched Batman and Shia Labeouf vs Superman Dawn of Do It, they got a message from Susan Foster, They headed over to the super computer to see their latest notification by turning on the computer
Susan: Thank you for answering Deadpool
Deadpool: Alright, Who's next?
Susan: Demeter,
Deadpool: You mean Wheat Woman?
Susan: Ugh... Yes. Anyway you'll find her in the science lab.
Deadpool: Ok, over and out.
Deadpool turns off the computer
Deadpool: So Wheat Woman is my opponent eh?
Jerry: Ok Deadpool how are you going to beat her?
Deadpool I got an idea! And it's not stupid. Jerry! Fetch me my Rapper clothes!
Jerry: Right away!
Jerry ran off to get Deadpool his Outfit. Then he came back with the clothes and Deadpool changed into them
Deadpool was now wearing a black T-shirt under his red leather jacket with blue jeans and glasses still wearing his mask.
Deadpool: now then let's go.
Deadpool and Jerry left their man cave after locking it. Then they ran to the science lab until Deadpool stopped.
Jerry: Why'd you stop?
Deadpool: First let's free some of the students that are already captured. I know that there are students trapped right here.
Deadpool opened the closet and it turns out 5 students were tied up with tape over their mouths. The students were, Mia, Nathan, Josh, Jimmy and Jocelyn
Deadpool untied them and ripped off the tapes from their mouth,
Jocelyn: Thanks for saving us.
Deadpool: No prob, now let's head to the science lab.
The 10 heroes then ran down to the lab where Demeter is waiting.
Jocelyn: Ok what's the plan?
Deadpool: It's simple I'm challenging Wheat Woman to a rap battle.
Mia: You can't be serious...
Deadpool: Of course I'm serious. But I'll need a ref for this any volunteers?
He sees Jimmy Raising his hand.
Deadpool: Ok Jimmy you will be the ref.
Nathan: What about the rest of us?
Deadpool: you guys will be my ohhhhhh! People. When I say something that roasts the goddess you guys will say that.
Mia: What will your rapper name be?
Deadpool: Supa Hot Fire.
Jimmy: isn't that name taken?
Deadpool: it was but since he retired I asked him if I can take up his mantle by taking his name and he was okay with it.
Nathan: OK.
Deadpool: let's do it!
Meanwhile Demeter was waiting patiently
Demeter: where is he I've been waiting for 15 minutes.
Jimmy the ref comes in and says
Jimmy: Actually you'll be facing someone else!
Demeter: Who?
Jimmy: You'll be facing our main man, the soon to be the savior of the Milestones day school. SUPA HOT FIRE!!!
Nathan then cues the Supa hot fire theme song as Deadpool and the other students come in and approach Demeter
Deadpool: First of all I'm not a rapper.
"Alright let's go ahead to this coin toss here. Which one heads or tail. Jimmy asked as he takes out a coin
Deadpool: You know what I do heads.
Ref: OK
Jimmy flips the coin and it lands on tails
Demeter: Yep tails.
Deadpool: Hey put, I go first
Demeter: But-
Deadpool: Hey tell her ref
Ref: When it comes to Supa Hot he goes first.
Demeter: What is this?
Deadpool: Alright Ref Check me out.
Ref: Ok hit it.
Deadpool: I broke up with my best friend, here's her number.
Deadpool gives a slip of paper to Demeter as she looks at it.
Deadpool: PSYCHE! THATS THE WRONG NUMBER!
The students and the ref yelled ohhhhh!!!! While Demeter looks at him all confused like saying "what?"
Deadpool: Sweet Ginger Ale from the school... I drink that. Supa Hot Fire... I spit that. Fist of the North Star... I watch that.
The ref and the students yelled ohhhhh!!!! again making Demeter more confused.
Deadpool: I'm not a rapper alright check me out. Glasses, jacket, mask, call me Glasses jacket Mask man, Or call me Supa hot boy 100 degrees leather jacket cause I'm Supa hot boy!
The students and the ref say ohhhhhh!!!! once again, making Demeter facepalm herself.
Demeter: Can I go now?
Deadpool: no I got one more rap for you.
Deadpool: then looks over to his student comrades and tells them
"Watch this cause I'm about to end this god's whole career.
Ref: Alright finish her!
Demeter: Uh oh!
Deadpool: Boom, Bam, Bop, Bada Bop, Bomp, POW.
The students and the ref yell ohhhhh!!!! One last time.
Demeter: you know what forget it.
Demeter then exits the room all defeated like.
Deadpool: Alright! One more god down!
Jerry: You were awesome!
Jocelyn: Yeah I didn't know you could rap.
Deadpool: Supa hot taught me how to do that. Anyway you guys should head back home unless any of you want to join me in taking the gods down.
Jimmy: I can't my dad's waiting for me in the lobby
Jocelyn: Yeah same.
Mia: I'll join you Deadpool!
Nathan: Same!
Josh: Yes!
Deadpool: Sweet! Alright followers let's head back to the man-cave!
Jimmy and Jocelyn left with their parents while Josh, Mia and Nathan followed Deadpool and Jerry to their man cave as Deadpool unlocks the door as the 3 students were amazed.
Nathan: You made all this?
Deadpool: Yep! I even made beds for you guys too. Go on make yourselves at home.
The 3 students along with Deadpool and Jerry got themselves settled in.
YOU ARE READING
Deadpool The Greek God Slayer
HumorI did this story in Creative Writing a long time ago at school and I cracked up each time I added a funny sentence. So I thought I would put the story I typed up into this story.
