Russia: hey do you know how to get texas's attention? Most the states: you don't wanna know America: mhm California: try asking florida, he might know Florida: do you need texas for something? Russia: yeah for family time Florida: i know exactly what to do Michigan: florida no! Florida: yeah, i'm gonna take my horse to the old town road i'm gonna- Texas: RIDE TILL I CAN'T NO MORE!!!! Michigan, looking at delaware: may i? Delaware:*nods* Florida:*already on the move* Russia: is that why i don't wanna know? America and the others besides texas: yep Texas: why was i called???
Special ending: Michigan: florida get back here! Florida,still running: don't hurt me!
To be continued....
Next, part two of how to summon texas: don't touch the child Victom: florida Attacker 1: michigan Witnesses: texas,georgia,arizona,alabama and vermont Attacker 2: vermont
Idk why i make florida adorable, dEfInAtLy NoT fOr ShIpPiNg PuRpOsEs- Tbh i think florida would be a bottom
Let me know if u think florida is a top or bottom or switch
And i ship weird stuff, my otps would be normally considered either crackships or just plain rare
Like this one for instince(comic belongs to rightful owner)
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I absolutely luv this ship(practically one of my otps)
I'm a multishipper
Where are my multishipper buddies at?????
Ok ima stop ranting cus this post's supposed to be shorter then 200 words
