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Oml this is the 40th part....7k reads.......and over 200 votes!?
Y'all i don't know how to feel..... I expected this book to be bad! *is an insecure bab-*
Anyhow. Here are some quotes! Quotes aren't mine and were typed to make it on topic-
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A bird lands in the garden

Utah: *gasps* a raven!

Ny:......

Ny:....that's a pigeon
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Indiana: what's going on over there?

Ohio: whatever it is, i bet it's michigan's fault
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Delaware,passionately: what defines you? What makes you YOU? What's your IDENTITY?

Colorado and oklahoma, at the same time, immediately looking at eachother: GAY!
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Pennyslvania: it's hard being the mom state sometimes, but i love my friends and that's what matters-

Ny: penny! I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and broke everything!
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West(west florida): how's the prettiest state in the america doing?

Florida: *barely gives west a glance* i don't know

Florida:*casually turns to alaska* how are you?

Alaska: i'm fine

Flori: they're fine
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West florida: has anyone seen my twin?

South dakota: what do they look like?

West florida, sobbing: BEAUTIFUL
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Michigan: must you attack me with words?

Ohio: want me to use rocks?
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Massachusetts: ny are you gay?

Ny: gay? I'm ecstatic!
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Colorado: if i died, how much would you miss me?

Oklahoma: it's cute that you think death can get you out this relationship
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Kansas: is anyone else scared?

Florida: not really, i've already lived longer than i've expected
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Vermont: i don't think you should drink any more coffee

Ny: coffee cures depression

Vermont: i don't think it works that way...

Ny: more expresso, less depresso
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Connecticut: time to help the little guy

Rhode island:*lost in thought* I AM little
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