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None of the quotes used are mine btw
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Texas: don't change the subject!

Alabama: what's the subject?

Texas: me!
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Florida: i have faith in you!

Wyoming: why?
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Texas: will you be the yee to my haw?

Alaska: i'm begging you to stop
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Ny: before you say no-

Nj: no

Ny: but i haven't even told you yet

Nj: i'm sticking with no
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Texas: your smile? It makes my day

Flori: your happiness? I live for that

Cali: hotel? Trivago
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Ny:*licks the chip nj was about to eat* i licked it therefore it is mine

Nj:*licks ny*

Ny:*blushing* well played
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Alabama: nice hands tennesee

Tennesee: uh, thank you?

Alabama: i bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

Mississipi: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!
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Georgia: don't you wanna be happy?

Colorado: i don't know. What's it like?
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Delaware: you know, i blame california for this. And florida, i blame them too

Florida: what did i do??

Delaware: i'm sure you did something
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And that's all for this one!

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