Jimin: *runs down stairs with a laptop in his hands* Hey guys!
Yoongi: Eh?
Jungkook: Yes, little hyung?
Jimin: Jungkook will you stop--
Jungkook: No fucking way.
Jimin: Anyways, look what I found. *shows laptop to Jungkook*
Jungkook: *reads* "Jung Hoseok smut 21+ fanfic". What is smut?
Yoongi: Wait what? Jimin, don't show him that nor you watch it. I don't allow anyone in this house to watch this.
Jimin: What is smut, Yoongi?
Yoongi: Jimin--
Jungkook: We won't find out if we don't click on it.
Yoongi: JEON JUNGKOOK NO!!
Jimin: Wait, we should call others here.
Yoongi: Don't you--
Jimin: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE!
Namjoon: Omg what is it?
Taehyung: Did something happen?
Jimin: Yes, I happened to find something on internet.
Yoongi: Sorry, this video is not allowed for your young eyes--
Jungkook: We have glasses, hyung, there is no need to worry about it.
Jimin: Let's not waste time and start the video. *clicks on the video*
Namjoon: What video is it?
Jimin: I forgot--
Jungkook: Shh. It starts.
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You came home from a long tiring day. All you wanted to do is sleep. Hoseok, your boyfriend, is probably sleeping already.
You took off your shoes and plopped onto the couch.
Hoseok: Hey, babe, how was your work?
You sighed.
You: Tiring as always.
Hoseok: I can make you feel better.
Hoseok had smirk on his face which you didn't notice since your eyes were closed.
You: Just make me feel good. I nearly got fired today.
Hoseok chuckled at it.
Hoseok: Alright, let's go then.
He picked you up and ran to your room. He placed you on the bed and climbed on top of you.
Hoseok: *smirks* should we get started?
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Namjoon: Whoa whoa whoa *stops video* Hoseok smut? Do you even kno--
Jungkook: We won't know if we watch it.
Seokjin: Oh no--
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Hoseok took off his pants and threw them on the floor.
You: Hoseo--
Hoseok: *puts finger on your lip* Call me daddy for now.
You: Alright...
Hoseok: Who are you talking to?
You: D-daddy--
You got interrupted when Hoseok suddenly kissed you. At the same time, he took off his boxers and threw them on the floor. He slowly started moving his member--
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Taehyung: AHHH STOP IT!!!
Jungkook: I want to know what happens--
Jimin: Smut is having sex? Juicy...
Yoongi: I told you, you shouldn't watch--
Jungkook: Says who?
Yoongi: ...
Jungkook: Hah! That's what I thought.
Seokjin: Smut is... this?
Yoongi: Yes, I suggest you not to watch--
Seokjin: Actually that is--
Namjoon: Wait, where is Hoseok?
Hoseok's P.O.V
I flew with my holy wings to the heaven after what I read with my friends.
What are they?
I sighed as I stopped infront of a Goddess Jisoo.
Jisoo: WhAt dO yOu WaNt?
Hoseok: Give me 40 litres of holy water and 7 bottles of bleach.
Jisoo: What happened?
Hoseok: I'll tell you next time, my love.
Back on Earth
Jungkook: That was the best thing I have ever read in my life.
Jimin: I agree. What about you Seokjinnie hyung?
Seokjin: Juicy--
The holy water got poured onto all 6 of them.
Hoseok: Bless you, mother fuckers. I brought each one of you a bottle of bleach too.
Jungkook: Holy fuck-- *gets kicked out of Earth to the Neptune*
Hoseok: No unholy words.
YOU ARE READING
BTS on crack
HumorThis book might make you laugh. BTS jokes, crack and maybe imagines.
