BTS on crack

BTS texting

jimin: I have a confession

jungkook: tf u want??

jimin: I'm gay

jungkook: i know

jimin: so.... will you go out with me?

jungkook: nah no need, Namjoon already took me on a shopping and later we maybe go for a walk to discuss about our album.

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taehyung: hyungieeee

seokjin: what's the matter, dongsaeng?

taehyung: remember when you found broken chopsticks on the ground and you blamed on Namjoon

seokjin: yeah? I didn't allow him to eat my cooking for 2 days.

taehyung: it was a prank...

seokjin: remember you saw a broom next to the door? it wants to meet your butt

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namjoon: pick me up at 4pm

yoongi: don't you have legs?

namjoon: yes, but I'm literally 5km away from our dorm.

yoongi: take a bus then

namjoon: I left the wallet at home, can u bring it?

yoongi: sure

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hoseok: I'll come at ur place

taehyung: ok

later

hoseok: I'm here

taehyung: I can't see you

hoseok: i'm infront of your house you idiot