BTS on crack

BTS at school

Namjoon the teacher: Let's start the lesson *claps*

Jimin: Psstt, Yoongs, the lesson is starting. Wake up! *whispers*

Yoongi: *opens his right eye* Okay. I'll just acknowledge that the lesson strated. *falls asleep*

Taehyung: Mr. Kim, Jungkook cheated on me last time. He stole my cheating paper and wrote everything on his test.

Namjoon: Detention, both of you. And Yoongi, please wake up, we are starting the lesson.

Y/N: *nervous laugh* What is happening?

Hoseok: *leans over you* Can we go out sometime?

Seokjin: I WANT TO DIE!

Jungkook: YOU'RE OLD, JIN HYUNG!!!

Seokjin: I'm glad I took my baseball bat with me.

Jungkook: By your age. You look young.

Seokjin: aww

Namjoon: *yelling* Class! We are starting the English lesson!

*quiet*

Namjoon: Good morning.

Everybody: Good morning, Mr. Kim.

Namjoon: You may sit down. Open your text book page 35 and let's do exercise 3.

Hoseok: *raises hand*

Namjoon: Yes?

Hoseok: What does "fuck" mean?

Namjoon: That's not the point right now. We need to repeat what we learned in this unit because in the next English lesson we will have a test.

Jungkook: *opens the chip bag in his backbag* *takes a chip*

Namjoon: So, the exercise says, "Connect the parts of dialogue and underline the words about sport."

Jungkook: *whispers* Tae, you want some?

Taehyung: Yes

Namjoon: Jimin, please read the first part of dialogue.

Jimin: Uhh... Hey, Mary, I didn't know you... bwill com to our school...

Jisoo: Teacher teacher, can I read next?

Namjoon: Go on, Jisoo.

Seokjin: *whispers* Jungkook, can I have some too?

Jungkook: *whispers* Take.

Seokjin: *whispers* Thanks.

Namjoon: What's that smell?

Jungkook: What?

Namjoon: Is somebody eating?

*fart*

Whole class: YOONGI!

Namjoon: Welp, accidents happen.

Hoseok: TOILET EXISTS AND YOU KNOW THAT!!!

Yoongi: hehehehe

Jimin: You're creepy.

Yoongi: Shut up, you woman looking penis.

Namjoon: YOONGI! Out of my class!

Yoongi: No.

Namjoon: Yoongi...

Yoongi: Nope.

Tzuyu: That's 5th time today...

Namjoon: I don't care how many times he farts. Will be enough for him to know where to go.

Yoongi: Tzuyu, you can't control me.

Taehyung: Just take your big stinky ass and leave.

Yoongi: I have perfume with me. *sticks tongue out*

Taehyung: I was talking about your stinky fat ass.

Namjoon: OKAY SHUT UP!

Yoongi: At least my ass looks better than you, flat ass.

Namjoon: YOONGI GET OUT!

Yoongi: Fine... *takes his things* *leaves*

Namjoon: *sigh* Is he always like that?

Jungkook: Yes he is...

Namjoon: Let's contin--

Yoongi: Hahahaha

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My class insfired me.