BTS on crack

Hyung and maknae line switched

It's 6 in the morning. Jungkook woke up first since he is the oldest, and has to cook.

Jungkook: ...I need to cook for these 6 idiots now...

Before Jungkook made to the kitchen, he tripped over something.

Jungkook: Ouch-- tAEHYUNG GET UP. YOUR BED IS UPSTAIRS!

Taehyung didn't bother to wake up and just moaned.

Jungkook: *disgusted face* ew

Jungkook stands up and goes to the kitchen. He finds Seokjin sleeping on the table with a bottle of banana milk in his hand.

Jungkook: I knew you are going to hunt banana milk at night. Cute little brat.

Jungkook opens the fridge to find it empty. Jungkook closes the fridge door and sighs.

Jungkook: MIN FUCKING YOONGI!!!

Yoongi: *from his room* SHUT UP I AM SLEEPING.

Jungkook rolls his eyes and sits next to Seokjin. Jungkook observes Seokjin's face. Suddenly, Seokjin slowly opens his eyes.

Seokjin: *yawns* Good morn-- Jungkook!?

Jungkook smirks at Seokjin. His bunny grin creeping Seokjin out.

Jungkook: Aww look who woke up. How did you get here? And most importantly, how did a bottle of banana milk got into your hand?

Seokjin blushes from embarrassment and laughs awkwardly.

Seokjin: *serious again* You know, I fell asleep and the bottle of banana milk just walked into my hand.

Jungkook fake laughs and turns serious again. Jungkook takes the bottle from Seokjin, opens the bottle and smells it. Jungkook made a disgusting face.

Jungkook: It's expired.

Seokjin: Atleast I'm still alive.

Seokjin's stomach growls after this and that's when he knew...

Seokjin: *holds his stomach* SHIT BRB!

Seokjin runs away and Taehyung comes in.

Jungkook: Look who's awake. *claps*

Taehyung: Is it me? Or Seokjin?

Jungkook: You, of course.

Taehyung: Make me pancakes, chop chop.

Jungkook: We don't have food.

Taehyung: Okay then, we are going to eat rat then?

Jungkook: *sigh* Go to upstairs, I'll figure out.

Taehyung pouts and leaves. Jungkook thinks how should he make food with nothing.

Jungkook: I need to go to the store.

Meanwhile Namjoon wakes up and goes downstairs.

Namjoon: Good morning, Jungkook.

Jungkook: Good morning, Namjoon. Can you be a good boy and go to the store. I need to wake up others.

Namjoon: Alright.

Jungkook runs upstairs to wake others up. He started off with Jimin.

Jungkook: *beeps Jimin's nose* Wakey wakey, Jiminie.

Jimin groaned and opened his eyes to see Jungkook on top of him. Jimin sat up.

Jimin: Why wouldn't you wake me normally? Not like this...

Jungkook: Idk and please put shirt on and *points at you*  who is this next to you?

Jimin: *embraces you* My girlfriend, her name is Rizu. And she gives no fuck about you all.

You: What the fuck? We have a rabbit in this house?

Jungkook: *holds his anger in* I'm not a fucking rabbit. *puffs out cheeks*

You: UWU YOU LOOK SO CUTE!!

Jungkook: AAAAAAAHHG GET HER OFF OF ME!!! HELP!!! AUHSVEISSKSKSHE HELELLLPPPPPP

Jimin: RIZU! Get off. You'll get extra tonight. Just for you.

Jungkook: *Manages to get you off of him* You what?

You: Deal!

Jimin: *smiles* ok aaand JUNGKOOK GET TF OUTTA HERE!!

Jungkook: chill bro

Jungkook leaves to Hoseok's room.

Jungkook: ALIENS ARE INVADING THE MARS AND EARTH IS THE NEXT GET UP YOU ASSHOLE PANCAKES ARE DEAD--

Hoseok: SHUT UP I'M UP OKAY!?

Jungkook runs to Min Suga Genius' room. Jungkook quietly sneaks to lay next to sleeping Yoongi. He slides his hand under the covers and on the Yoongi's stomach. Yoongi opened his eyes and looked under the covers to see Jungkook's hand on his stomach. Then he looks behind...

Yoongi: J-Jungkook?

Jungkook: Aww are you ticklish there?

Yoongi: Yes and please lea--

Yoongi: HWGSUAUAHWHSOSKSKSGS HELP

Meanwhile downstairs

Namjoon: I'M BACK!!!

Namjoon finds Seokjin sparwled over the table, sleeping and pale.

Namjoon: Seokjin, wake up. You can sleep in your room.

Seokjin groans and sits up on chair. He looks at Namjoon.

Seokjin: Hi, Namjoonieeee. Did you go to the store?

Namjoon: Yes. And take your damn banana milk.

Seokjin: You know where it goes.

Namjoon: Into your ass?

Seokjin: No, into the fridge, you idiot.

Namjoon: *pouts* But I'm not an idiot!

Namjoon puts all the food into the fridge. Hoseok and Jimin are coming downstairs.

Jimin: GOOD MORNING--

Hoseok: Shut up. Jungkook is so weird today. And speaking of him, where is Jungkook?

Jimin: I heard laughing in Yoongi's room though.

Hoseok: They are having sex, alright then.

Seokjin: Disgusting.

Yoongi: *running downstairs* HELP MEEEEE

Jungkook: YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE

Hoseok: omg GOODBYE YOU FUCKERS! *yeets himself out of window*

Taehyung: Well fuck you too, horse face.

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^ relatable