Hoseok: YOONGI, THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE A GIANT FRIDGE!!
Yoongi: Dafuq? It's a store, you horse head.
Jimin: I'm going to steal some sweets.
Taehyung: WAIT FOR ME JIMINIEEEEEE
Jungkook: I want to buy a very sexy hoodie.
Namjoon: Nope, you're too young for it. Come here you little boy.
Jungkook: TAEHYUNG WAI--
Namjoon: *catches Jungkook* Gotcha!
Seokjin: Stop begin idiot let Jungkook go. He's a motherfucking adult and he--
Namjoon: He's cute.
Jungkook: *struggles* I-I can't b-breath *cough*
Namjoon: Sorry *lets Jungkook go*
Seokjin: I go buy diapers for Yoongi.
Namjoon: Take 6 packs of pacifiers for Jungkook too.
Jungkook: Yah! I'm 21 and that means that I am an adult!
Namjoon: Age is a number.
Jungkook: sCREW YOUR STUPID IQ, OLD MAN!
Namjoon: EXCUSE ME I--
Jimin: *runs* JUNGKOOK, RUN, BEFORE COPS ARE HERE!
Jungkook: HOLY SHIT MAN *runs with Jimin* TAEHYUNG GET HERE!!!
Taehyung: YE--
Hoseok: *catches Taehyung* You ain't going nowhere, babe.
Taehyung: HELP!!!! THERE IS A HORSE--
Hoseok: Fuck you.
Yoongi: *looks at the meat selection* I take chicken.
Seokjin: Yoongi, there you are! What color diapers do you want?
Yoongi: Excuse me?
Seokjin: I asked--
Yoongi: You're the one who needs them. Take pink for yourself.
Seokjin: Alright, if you're gonna pee your pants next time, you're gonna clean it yourself.
Yoongi: No mommy, I'll be a good boy. *hugs Seokjin* I want normal white diapers.
Seokjin: Good boy--
*explosion*
Namjoon: JIMIN YOU LITTLE SHIT--
Jimin: I just touched the beautiful woman...
Jungkook: COPS ARE COMING, WE NEED TO RUN!!
Taehyung: They are dead, don't worry.
Seokjin: ...I have nothing to say--
Yoongi: Then fucking don't say anything.
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
BTS on crack
HumorThis book might make you laugh. BTS jokes, crack and maybe imagines.
