Namjoon: Okay, here we are, PaRiS. And PLEASE fucking act--
Seokjin: Paris? PArIS!? mORE LIKE PARADIS!!! HAHAHAHAHQHAGUPQJSAOKW
Hoseok: That was one of the lamest jokes you have made.
Seokjin: GYHUITHH YOU LITTLE BRAT--
Jungkook: Women are so small, suprisingly, smaller than Jimin.
Jimin: Atleast we are staying here for 2 weeks and Jungkook won't make fun of my height.
Yoongi: Where is my beer you promised to give me, Seokjin?
Seokjin: Will you shut up? aND STOP YELLING, TAEHYUNG!!!
Taehyung:
Seokjin: Shut up, I don't want to hear anything.
Namjoon: CAN WE DO SOMETHING NORMAL FOR ONE DAY??!!
Jimin: Let's go to the strip club--
Jungkook: You are too small for it...
Hoseok: Let's find hotel--
Namjoon: Gladly, I can't stay here anymore.
Taehyung: Whe--
Seokjin: Shut up, Tae, you have no friends.
Taehyung: Suck my d***
Seokjin: You asked for it, babyboy.
Jungkook: Where is Ji--
Yoongi: I don't know and I don't care.
Meanwhile Jimin
At the strip club
Jimin: WOHOO ENJOY MY ABS, BITCHES!
A random woman: This boy is too hot to me...
Jimin: No problem
Yoongi: *bursts into the club with empty bottle of beer in his hand* JiMinieeEEeeeE, yoU tHere?
Jimin: OOOooohh whO IS DIS HANDSOME MAN?!
Yoongi: YeerEeEee come Heeaee, ChiMiiiiin.
Jungkook: *walks into the club with a bottle of beer in his hand*
A girl: OMG HE LOOKS SO SEXY!!!212
Jungkook: What?
Jimin: I am sexier than him, right?
Seokjin: *Bursts into the club* THEre yOu are! We need to go! BanaNa mIlk gets WarM if we won't go.
Taehyung: *trailing behind Seokjin* Yoongi, cat said that I am so daddy that Jimin will be not able to drink banana milk.
Jimin:...
Yoongi:...
Seokjin:...
Jungkook:... What?
Taehyung: I mean like... uhh... I'm daddy--
Seokjin : WE ARE FUCKING GOING BACK TO KOREA! No excuses.
Taehyung: Namjoon--
Seokjin: SHUT UP
Jimin: Listen, Namjoo--
Seokjin: ShUT IN THE FRICK FACKING UP!
Yoongi: I'm hungry.
Seokjin: Do I look like a food to you? No. So, shut up.
Jungkook: Namjoon lost the passport, by the way.
Seokjin: ...This man... okay... We are stealing tickets and go back to korea. NO FRACKING EXCUSES!!
Hoseok: *enters the strip club* *hugging Seokjin from back* My tummy huuuuuurtsssss.
Seokjin: *picks Hoseok up* You poor baby~
Yoongi: Didn't we need to go back to Brazilia?
Jimin: Korea.
Namjoon: No, I got a job as a manager here.
Yoongi: WhErE thO?
Namjoon: Strip club.
Seokjin: We REALLY need to go back to Korea. This place is not for us.
Jungkook: Parce que?
Taehyung: What?
Jungkook: Stupido.
Taehyung: I'm not stupid.
Hoseok: Fuck off please, I'm tired. Let's go home.
Yoongi: Buy me one more beer and then let's go.
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BTS on crack
HumorThis book might make you laugh. BTS jokes, crack and maybe imagines.
