Crowley x Aziraphale smut one-shots (DISCONTINUED)

°Not exactly a chapter but still kinda anyways, so enjoy°

Edit: Yall, I'm feeling memey today. And writer's block sucks so like-
This was a random draft I had because I was bored and now-
It's out in the open for everyone to see.

It was the summer of 2019.

The sucky writer author was trying to write something gay that involved sexual gay intercourse for the flamin' homosexuals that love the same gender as them because they're as straight as a rainbow slinky.

Then the author got an idea and then thought. "Yo, I know Good Omens. Why dont I write some smut? Ye A H ™ "

So as the author got either the phone or laptop, the author began going through some ideas to write or look through the readers' ideas because fan service is nice ✊😔

So the author thought "F uc              k . Crowley and Aziraphale are so gay why doesn't everyone assume they're gay for each other like everyone in Sherlock¿"

Then the author began writing something like:

"It was a cold night and Crowley/Aziraphale were either hanging out or touching their private square parts so they decided to be "Oh hey, let's hang out and be gay, yet deny it because that's just gay.""

And then the author thought "Yo. I know just the idea to get me into the ~ s m u t t y m 0 0 d ~ ™™™ ."

So the author tried reading other smutty sinny flamin' gay fanfics because supporting other gay work is amazing ✊😤

And after the author got into the m0ød for smut, the author began writing because that's what authors do. They write to entertain people the way Aziraphale entertained Crowley because Crowley was bo r e                      d

So as the author wrote that good smexy stuff like 😤👌👌👌👌👌👅💦💦💦💦💦🍑🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍌🍌🍌🍌🔥💯💯💯

And so the author made them like:

👅👅💦🍑🍆🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🤪🤯😩🤫🤭😈😈👬👉👌👀👀💞💕🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 ×666999 fuCK mE haRdeR, daDDy™

And then the author was shook when the view count was going up each day when the author first posted the book like. "whOa thErE, buDDy"

So the main reason this chapter even exists is because the author wanted to say-

We made it, boys. :"'))))

Btw-

Yall are little perverts and never in my goddamn life have I ever been so proud like wh¿

Point is-

We made it to 69k and I wouldn't have had done it without you guys, so like-
Thank you all for giving me the courage to write and share my (really cringy like hOt daMn iTs baD) writing to you guys and reading the comments you guys share. It just warms my heart to know that theres people that care about my writing and theres nothing more honoring than that.

Tbh I was having a bad day but seeing this makes me happy as well as some comments I read earlier.

Just-

Thank you for reading and waiting.

Like you have no idea how grateful and happy I am.

✊😔❤🧡💛💚💙💜