Crowley x Aziraphale smut one-shots (DISCONTINUED)

Q & A port tres answers

HuLLo so it's been 582929275202957 days and I'm ready to answer your questions. Let's get this show on the roaD.

WeirdGirl713 - "I will gladly ask le question! Its a two for one so hope ye like. 1 when can we expect the next chapter update that isnt an authors note? If you wanna answer that. Its really up to you. 2 How is your day? I hope it went well! ❤"

Bonus!: "I forgot to add this. I love this book so much! Thank you for making it! ❤❤❤❤❤"

Answer: (1. I'm not even sure when the next update is gonna be because I'm a mess and can't get my shit together when I really need to, but I hope its soon so you guys can actually enjoy my writing instead of waiting. :"')))

(2. My day hasn't started quite yet because it's still early, but I have a feeling it'll be good!

(3. You're so welcome! It's comments like yours that make me wanna continue, but I'm just struggling with that a bit heh. Apologies, dear.

BloodRose211B - "P o r n   p l e a s e"

Answer: I wanna write some but I'm struggling, I'm so sorry, my dear. :"')))

TheBluePhoenix08 (I'm sorry, your @ is so long, Wattpad couldn't even compute and crash) - "Le question: what are your other fandoms?"

Answer:

• Detroit: Become Human
• Good Omens
• I.T. (old or new version is fine with me)
• The Umbrella Academy
• Supernatural
• MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
• DC
• Harry Potter
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
• Sherlock
• Doctor Who
• The Goldfinch
• The Outsiders

Probably more, but I just forgot

kkfox1 - "What's your favourite cereal"

Answer: Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Frosted Flakes. Idk about you, but Frosted Flakes with bananas in it are so fucking good like fosjfpwie, I seriously can't keep a straight face when eating Frosted Flakes with banana. But I have a sweet tooth a lot of the times so I must eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch since it always satifies me.

musical-dealer07- "What do you prefer Top!Crowley or Bottom!Crowley?
Me personally I prefer Top! But we all have opinions"

Answer: Well Top!Crowley is what I'm used to most of the time, but writing Bottom!Crowley is definitely an experience because I get to experiment. I experiment with Top!Crowley as well, but it's between the lines for me. I honestly don't care who tops or bottoms, as long as I get smut. Though there are some ships where I know who is a top and who is a bottom. It's like I have a top/bottom detector.

FightingFrenchman81 (same thing, I'm so sorry :((((  ) - "If Crowley were a boom what book would he be, and if Azi was a plant what plant would he be?? 🤨"

Answer: If Crowley were a book, he'd be the Holy Bibble. If Aziraphale were a plant, he'd be whatever Crowley's favorite plant is because idk what Crowley's favorite plant is.