The New Kid

Character Ask Part Two

A/N: Hi people! Expect a chapter coming in tomorrow. Also, expect my one shot book soon too. Bye lovelies/eggplants! (whichever one you want really.) <3

--C

*Luke

~ Why you so hot bruh?

: Um, because gentics? I don't know.

~ Can I be the captain of the Lashton ship?

: Before I say yes, what do you mean as Captain?

*Ashton

~ You little cutie you TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

: Aww, why does Luke get hot and I get cutie? (Luke whispers something in Ashton's ear.) *Ashton luaghs.* Okay, fine. And, they can't be tuaght, only born with.

~ What's your opinion on Muke?

: *His impression of Britney Spears* I still believe! Actually though, I don't know, maybe Calum could turn Mikey gay. Sometimes I wonder......

*Michael

~ Cans you dye my hair?

: Sure? You might want to go somewhere to get it done, it might get messy. Lol, sounded wrong. You're buying the dye though, that sh!t's expesnsive!

~ Are you muke af bc Luke is muke af and so am I

: No, i might be malum but shhhh. Also, Luke loves Ashton. I would probably be murdered if I came in between them. Whoops, that sounded extremely wrong and gross. There will be no threesomes.

*Connor

~ Hiiiiiiiii babez

: I'm so not a baby, but hi. *Does the little wave where he doesn't actually move his hand and just puts it by his face awkwardly.*

~ I luv you

: Well, I've never met you, but you seem cool.......so hug me sista!

*Harry

~ Are you ever gonna cut your hair?

: Maybe

~ Does you ship Larry?

: Duh! That's why we're together and I wouldn't kiss Ashton in the car when he was confused about blueberry. *Michael yells from the backgground* We aren't using that anymore, he obviously knows! *Harry blushes yet screams back* Shut Up! It's my turn!

*Calum

~ What's it like being a kiwi?

: Cool, I guess. But people always think I'm Asian. I'm just like Dufuq? No, that is Calvin, you idiots! I'm clearly kiwi!

~ Since you're a kiwi is someone gonna eat you?

: Uh, only cannobolists? I'm not a fruit.

~ Do people make fruit salads out of your people?

: NO! I'm done, bye! *He cuddles into Michael who just blushes.*

*Me

~ Can u be my BFF pleaseeeee

: Sure. All of you eggplants are some of the most amazing people I've ever talked to. And I mean it.

--C