Various x Reader Oneshots

1k Special

So I woke up this morning covered in dirt. Turns out my friends tried to bury me last night cuz I guess they thought I was dead. Anyway this is me coming out, I'm pan-

Wait wrong one.

So I woke up this morning and saw the 1k on this book and my first thought was "oh hey someone's book got 1k"

*immediate realization*

"Wait that's my book"

"What the heck"

"Why the hell are people reading that that's not healthy."

"Actually no writing the book in the first place wasn't healthy. I was just fueling the yaoi fantasies like Levi did when he beat Eren-"

But actually tho this is amazing. I've never gotten to 1k before and the most I've ever gotten was like 500 reads or smth.

Anyway, for the 1k special I decided I'd have an "interview" with everyone.

(If uve read my paraphernalia book then u know that I talk to characters in my head a lot)

Ari: *smacks lips* so-

Bakugou: don't ever do that again

Ari: *smacks lips*

Bakugou: I will f*cking destroy ur bloodline

EJ: only I'm allowed to do that

Eren: wait you gave him permission?

Jiro: not the weirdest thing she's done

Ari: tru tru

Levi: you have any idea how many times she's come into my office to try and bribe me into hugging her

*my waifus and husbandos*: same here

Ari: ANYWAY-

Atsushi: wait we're new here she does what now?

Kunikida: you don't need to know

Kunikida: also why did my name autocorrect to minimization they don't even sound the same

Ari: I SAID ANYWAY

*ahem*

We're doing an interview for the people I already did the oneshots with

Atsushi: YOU DID WHAT NOW-

Ari: So first question, how did you find out that you were in a one shot?

Levi: I already expected it so I wasn't surprised

Ari: excoose meh

Levi: I think it's safe to say that the majority of people here have seen your wattpad reading list

Ari: ಠ_ಠ

Dazai: I haven't seen it yet

Lance: oh here I'll gladly show you

Ari: DAZAI YOUVE ALREADY SEEN IT U LITTLE-

Dazai: woah why is there so many Todoroki books-

Todoroki: please don't remind me

Bakugou: shut up it's my turn

Bakugou: anyway Kirishima told me about it

Ari: wait how did you find out about it kirishima?

Kirishima: I read your books and stuff

Ari: all of it????

Kirishima: nah, only the stuff that seems funny or interesting