sneak peeks...

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//might delete this chapter after a few days...

So, unless yall are ok with spoilers, i suggest ya dont read this chapter.

** UPDATED 12 Apr 2020
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"I guess you could say that the tea was spilled."

"... Are you asking for another war, you bloody yankee?"

"My Asian brain still can't wrap around the idea that blood was spilled over some spilled tea, aru."

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'Ya'll can't handle this, even with instructions.'

"And... send."

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"Really, fratello? Here in-a Ikea of all places?"

Veneziano sighed a sigh of disappointment in the middle of the cabinet section.

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"Umm... I don't remember spiders being that huge?"

"BLOODY HELL, WHY DOES EVERYTHING DOWN HERE WANT TO KILL ME?!"

"The aliens have definitely visited here, I just know it."

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"Hey, isn't this that one church from 'Crazy Rich Asians'?"

"Are you just going to call out everything you saw from that movie, lah?"

"Ok, then can I ask what it is with you and your thing with indoor gardening?" Alfred asked, refering to Singapore's botanical garden and the flowers he hears adorns the inside of Changi Airport.

Singapore's left eye twitched before he forced himself to calm down and breathe.

"Yes, that church was one landmark of mine where we shot that one scene from 'Crazy Rich Asians'. Singapore replied with a defeated sigh.

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"Ve?! We need a plane to go to Alaska from here?!"

"Duh. Did you forget that Hawaii's an island?" Alfred reasoned. "While we're on this topic, we need a plane to travel from Alaska to the actual mainland. And only then can we actually start this unholy roadtrip by van." America pinched the bridge of his nose at the thought of that.

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"YOUNG LADY NOW YOU STOP THIS CAR RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR YOU'RE IN BIIIIIIIIIG TROUBLE WHEN WE GET HO-"

She only laughed at Alfred's warning, shocking their visitors.

"THEY CAN'T STOP US IF WE ALL NARUTO RUN!"

And to everyone's shock, they crashed into what looked like a very high-tech prison cell.

"Awww yissssss finally! Time to clap some of those alien butt cheeks!"

But when they got out of their totaled van, they didn't expect to see someone who looked oh-so-familiar, especially to a tired and frustrated host nation.

He chuckled nervously. "Holá, Al-"

"GOD DAMNIT, MEXICO, NOT AGAIN!"

"Not exactly the kind of alien butt cheeks I was expecting..."

"This-a whole Nevada trip was a mess from the start."

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I think i went a little overboard on that last one,,,,

Did i?

I dont know why my brain thought it was a good idea to give yall some sneak peeks like this book is gonna be made into a movie or something, but its whatever, i guess.

Anyway, as always,

And ayye, thank you!

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