m u s i c / c.evans

5. t e x t s

evans
Everybody thinks we're
dating and Anthony's making
fun of me

Faye👻
lmao 😂 little do they
know I can't stand you
really

evans
Wow. You spend a whole
night talking to someone,
surrounded by drunk messes,
and they can't stand you.
I'm hurt

Faye👻
you're so weird, evans 😂

evans
Is that a good thing?

Faye👻
very much so

evans
Wow! A compliment!
From Faye Holland!

Faye👻
shut up

evans
Your brother compliments
me all the time but you're
just a hardass

Faye👻
my brothers obsessed
with you and excuse you
I am not a hardass

evans
Your brother agrees
with me

Faye👻
wow, a snitch? you just
got Tom into so much
trouble

evans
You can't stay mad at
tommy for the life of you

Faye👻
hey. only I get to call
him tommy.

evans
Sorry. I meant spider-boy.

Faye👻
what a dweeb 😂

evans
Me or Tom?

Faye👻
both of you

evans
That's not untrue

Faye👻
so are you all in Berlin
now?

evans
Yeah, filming in an airport

Faye👻
sounds fun

evans
I love it but I'd rather be
at a club in Amsterdam

Faye👻
even sober with me?

evans
Especially sober with you.

Faye👻
cute

evans
TWO compliments in
ONE conversation?!
Wow, are you sure you're
not in love with me?

Faye👻
pretty sure, this conversation
gave me the clarification

evans
So if I didn't text you,
there would have been a
chance?

Faye👻
That's not what I meant!

evans
Uh huh sure. Everybody's
yelling at me I have to go

Faye👻
have fun dweeb

evans
yeah whatever😂
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