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Faye👻
ok. I just saw civil war.
what the hell, Cap? TONY
WAS YOUR FRIEND

evans
I don't write the script!
Please don't tell me you're
on team Ironman

Faye👻
OF COURSE IM ON
TEAM IRON MAN. WHAT
THE HELL.

evans
You suck, I thought you
liked captain America :(

Faye👻
well now captain America
has the most punchable face
in the world

evans
You want to punch MY
FACE?

Faye👻
yeah. badly.

evans
You're so violent

Faye👻
yeah well maybe Steve
Rogers shouldn't have been
such an asswipe

evans
What is this hatred for Steve

Faye👻
you BROKE Tony's HEART

Faye👻

Faye👻you're a monster

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Faye👻
you're a monster

evans
Are you genuinely upset
by the movie?

Faye👻
OF COURSE I AM. I'm
very emotionally invested.

evans
I'm sorry :(( but Bucky!!

Faye👻
HE'S NOT WORTH
LOSING TONY OVER

evans
I'll tell him you said that

Faye👻
I'll tell him myself the
fuckinn little homewrecker

evans
Language!

Faye👻
I don't take orders
from a TRAITOR

[Faye👻 changed 'evans' screen name to 'traitor evans']

traitor evans
Jesus Christ 😂😂

Faye👻
I will never forgive you
for this

traitor evans
I didn't write the script!!

traitor evans

traitor evansAccept my humblest apologies?

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traitor evans
Accept my humblest apologies?

Faye👻
only because of how
cute dodger is

traitor evans
Not me?

Faye👻
I can't imagine a grown
man would want to
be called cute

traitor evans
You imagine wrong :(

Faye👻
fine. you're cute too.

traitor evans
Method to getting
compliments from Faye
Holland = guilt trip 😎

Faye👻
you did not just use the
sunglasses emoji

traitor evans
Something wrong with that?

Faye👻
not at all, dweeb 😂

Faye👻
isn't it late over there?

traitor evans
Just turned 1 a.m.

Faye👻
shouldn't you be sleeping

traitor evans
Shouldn't you be sleeping?
I don't remember the last
time you woke up before 10

Faye👻
good point + I didn't even
know what our time
difference was

traitor evans
I'm more dedicated to
this friendship than you

Faye👻
now I feel bad for
keeping you up

traitor evans
Don't feel bad, I'd give
up sleep completely if it
meant replacing it with
talking to you

Faye👻
such a flirt. get some
sleep dickhead

traitor evans
Rude. Goodnight beautiful

Faye👻
goodnight dweeb

traitor evans
:)

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