Christopher🌻 Good luck on your Baltimore show tonight!
Faye🧡 thanks babe, how much longer are you going to be filming for?
Christopher🌻 Only a few more months
Faye🧡 I don't finish my tour for like seven months
Christopher🌻 But I'm going to be available to your disposal whenever you please :)
Faye🧡 I want you all the time though :(
Christopher🌻 In what way ;)
Faye🧡 CHRIS!!
Faye🧡 in all ways tho
Christopher🌻 I'm not down with the kids idk how to sext
Faye🧡 Slow down there kiddo
Christopher🌻 I'm almost a decade older
Faye🧡 and yet still a child
Christopher🌻 Whatever stop judging me on my ability to sext
Christopher🌻 It's awkward!
Faye🧡 it is, I can't argue with you there. it's fucking awkward
Christopher🌻 Like how do people do that 😂😂😂
Faye🧡 I know right! I remember this one time I helped Gemma contract a whole sext with this guy she was sleeping with at the time and he was getting so into it but we were just sat there watching the office and eating cocoa pops🤷🏼♀️
Christopher🌻 There was a lot of that story that was completely just too much information but ultimately it was a fantastic story - how did you help, exactly?
Faye🧡 oh I just sat there making sex noises and basically acting as a thesaurus
Christopher🌻 How could you do that when you have the vocab of a three year old?
Faye🧡 HoW cOuLd YoU dO tHaT wHeN yOu hAvE tHe vOcA- stfu dumb bitch
Christopher🌻
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Faye🧡 tweet it and I will beat you to d e a t h
Christopher🌻 I'd like to see your twig arms even throw a punch at me
Faye🧡 don't make me block you
Christopher🌻 In the past four months I've come to learn that it's impossible to make Faye Holland do anything [read 12:04 p.m.]
