"Hello?"
"Oh, erm, hi. Did I by any chance call you last night?"
"At two thirty at night to be precise."
"Atleast it was not a man in his late fifties with a bulging tummy and long moustaches."
"Who said I don't have a bulging tummy?"
"You have?"
"Yes, any problem?"
"Nope, not at all. Infact, that's a benefit."
"How?"
"I can have better grip."
"Better grip at wh- Wait, don't tell me there was a sexual innuendo inserted in this!"
"There was."
"YOU FUC-"
"Later, babygirl."
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After a really, really, really long wait, I finally decided to publish a short story and I really hope that you guys love it.
I'll try my best to give you all a different plotline with ofc, my classic pickup lines, innuendos and sarcasm.
This chapter may not really be upto that mark, but I promise that the next in the line will make your day.
Muaah! ❤️
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A Drunk Mistake ✓
Short StoryNinth in teen dialogue series ~ "Hello?" "S-Sarah, I m-missss you!" "Erm, Mister, Are you drunk?" "Yes, drunk on you babygirl." •••••••• It was just your next drunken mistake, but who knew that a drunk mistake on a mystery number can lead to so many...
