"Hello?"
"Something really weird happened today."
"I thought your entire existence was weird."
"I met a girl."
"What's so weird in that?"
"The weird part is that she called me a rotten banana."
"She must have had a reason."
"I literally just accidentally bumped into her, that's it!"
"Describe the girl."
"She was just your average looking kinda girl and if we are being honest, even a notch below the average level."
"Oh?"
"She had a really pitchy and irritating voice."
"Is it?"
"Her hair looked like 'Haircut Gone Wrong'."
"That's sad."
"And she smelled really bad."
"You sure it was not just your fart?"
"Nope, I am pretty sure it was her."
"Fuck off!"
*Beep* *Beep*
"What did I do now?!"
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