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"Hello?"


"Oh, hey."


"Now I am starting to think that you are obsessed with me."


"Get your head out of the gutter, mister. I only called to apologise."


"Apology denied."


"Don't be a baby!"


"What do you want me to be then? Daddy?"


"Eww!


"Such a baby."


"You gotta stop copying my words."


"Bye."


"NO, WAIT! Listen, I am sorry, can we please start over?"


"Geez, my ears."


"So, can we?"


"Or can we?"


"Oh, come on!"


"I didn't know the day would come where you will have to beg me."


"You know what? Fuck You!"


"Don't tempt me, babygirl. I might cross the states just to fuck you."


"You don't know where I live."


"But I have your name and number."


"I am screwed."


"More like, I am going to screw you."


*Beep* *Beep*


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How many relationships do you think I have been in, till now?

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