"Erm, hi."
". . ."
"Say something."
"You look hot."
"Apart from stating the facts."
"You are going to make me have a cold shower every fucking second."
"Good thing, I won't have to go anywhere with you then."
"You are making me blue."
"Jesus, have some self control on yourself."
"How can I when your outfit screams, Rip Me Off?"
". . ."
"The fuck?! You didn't have to kick me there. Poor thing is in a miserable condition as it is."
"You need Jesus!"
"No, I want you—"
"I know where this is going, so stop it before I kick you again!"
"—in the backseat of my car—"
"Mr. Whatever- your- name is!"
"Naked."
". . ."
"Jesus Christ! You are going to make me lose the ability to make babies."
"G—"
"And then we'll just have to adopt one."
"I AM NEVER, EVER GOING TO HAVE A BABY WITH YOU, IDIOT!"
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