BeN tAlKs

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Okay, so italics are the guest speaker, basic font is me, and bold is Ben.
Ok.
Duh.
My gOd I wasn't talking to you guys.
we just like to piss you off.
What was I even thinking- YOu kNow wOt, never mind that, welcome Jeffery Woods to the Ben Talks-
It's Jeff, not Jeffery.
Yeah, jeffy kinda hates his full name.
I hate you both.
Private message from Ben
That's his way of showing love.
Ok, sure Ben.
Ended private chat.
And for the record, JEFFY, is just as unacceptable and as stOOpid as Jeffery.
But-
No buts.
Okay Jeffu.
Sounds like a poorly made anime nickname.
You guys better not fall asleep tonight.
I'm sorry it's not our fault your name is a meme.
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Jeffu?
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Uh, Jeff?
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SHIT BEN HELP
Asie has left the chat
JeFfu nO
Asie died.
JeFfu You killed Asie.
Wut.
DoNt pretend you DidNt
But I didn't. I just went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal.
Then wait. If you didn't do it... then who..?
Oh shit, I forgot to close the door after me and Sally's Tea Party.
I commit small laugh.
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I am lonely.
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BEN GET YOUR NERDY ASS DOWNSTAIRS.
Why?
THE RAKE GOT IN AGAIN.
OH DAMN, everyone ok?
Asie took a hit and is in the infirmary.
Oh shIt, I'll be down.
THAT CONCLUDES THE BEN TALKS, UNTIL NEXT TIME
BEN.
okay okay I'm coming.
Ben has left the chat.

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