Happy Halloween everyone!
Okay now for confession while I try to find motivation to finish le porn-I mean chapters/stories I promised.
Have you ever had a weird childhood crush that you think or ever thought,
"Oh man, I'd totally fuck that if I could." ?
Well that happened to me a lot
And I mean
A LOT.
So I was watching Toy Story 4 right?
And I'm just there chilling or whatever, but then the funniest thought came to me.
"Id totally fuck woody if he had a dick."
And that's when I realized, that ever since I was a kid, I had the BIggeSt crush on Woody.
Here's why:
1. He's fucking loyal to his kid *cough* Andy then Bonnie *cough*
2. I thought he was fuckin cute tbh.
3. He a good friend.
4. He won't leave you or anyone behind.
5. He makes a good travel buddy.
6. He'll rescue you from danger.
7. That's pretty much it.
8. I'm not into cowboys or country shit or whatever but like woody an exception.
Cuz Damn, I'd hit that.
Anyway that's my confession, don't make fun of me for it cuz y'all fuckers think the same with fucking game/tv/whatever the fuck there is characters so yeah.
Be nice, take care, and stay fresh cheese bags.
K bye!
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