Chapter 8, Boss fight #3: Koala Kong

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Morning light struck the tent where Mario and Meggy were sleeping after an unexpected fight with the Komodo Bros. Meggy was the first to wake up, stretch her legs, and gave Mario a little kiss on the cheek. She decided to go for a little morning walk before the started the mission. She started to jog over a very riggity bridge, then ended up stopping inside a volcano entrance

Meggy: Man, I think I went too far. Maybe I should call Red and tell him Where I am.

Mario: Im a right here!

Meggy: AAAH!! *punches him in the face*

Mario: Oof! Mamma mia.

Meggy: OMG! IM SO SORRY!

Mario: Its ok, I shouldnt have startled you. Now, where are we?

Meggy: I dont kno-

????: YOUR TRESPASSING IN MY CAVE, THATS WHERE YOU ARE!!!

Both: Ah! What was that?

They both looked around to see what that was, only for Meggy to be grabbed by her butt, and then to get dragged to the other side of the pathway by a giant Koala looking creature.

Meggy: HEY, LET ME GO!! AND DONT TOUCH ME THERE, YOU PERVERT!!

Mario: Yeah, let her go, you bi-

????: SHUT UP FATASS!!

The creature hung Meggy on a pointy rock by her panties, and started throwing boulders at mario, while flexing his giant muscles.

Koala Kong: HAH, YOUR DO WEAK! YOUR NO MATCH AGAINST ME, KOALA KONG!!!

K.K was right about being stronger, as he pick up a boulder, that was the size of 5 balled up infinints, and Threw it so hard, it knocked down Marios block off.

Mario:............ Oh.

Mario Quickly put his head back on, and saw the boulder in front of him, and then saw K.K showing of his muscles. Mario then decided to throw the boulder back at him, and luckly, it worked. The boulder maneged to hit him right in the chest, causing him to fall back a little.

Koala Kong: OUCH! THAT HURT YOU FAT BITCH!

Meggy: Ha ha, thats what you get!

Koala Kong: SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE BOTTEM FEEDER!!

K.K Quickly slapped Meggy in the face, causing her to Cry in pain.

Meggy: *sobbing* Mario... Kick his ass.

Mario: *pissed* IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, YOU LEG-DAY SKIPPING ASS-HOLE!!

Mario then started to get very serious.
As K.K threw more Boulders, Mario was paying attention to falling TNT crates. After 3 more times of throwing Giant boulders and Explosions, Mario was ready to end this. K.K grabbed the final Giant boulder, threw it at Mario, and started to trash talk about his strength.

Koala Kong: YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?! DONT MAKE ME LAUGH!! YOU CAN NEVER BEAT ME-

Before he could finish his sentece, he was toppled by the giant boulder that Mario threw back.

Mario: Man, you never stop bragging. B.O.B. doesnt even brag that hard.

The force of the boulder was enough to knock K.K off his feet, and onto the ground. Near by boulders from the ceiling all fell on top of his head, which gave Mario enough time to get Meggy off the pointy rock she was dangling from.

Meggy: Thank you Red, you really showed him.

Mario: No problem! But I just noticed something... I can see your butt cheeks.

Meggy: WAIT WHAT?!?!

She looked at the rock to see a piece of her panties on the top. Then touched her bottem, and quickly coverd herself up, while blushing in embarresment.

Meggy: This is bad! I cant go on like this!

Mario: This is bad, but thats what Anthonys backpack is for.

He went through his stuff to see if there was anything useful, and luckly pulled out a pair of similer shorts, and handed them to her. She quickly put them on, and hugged Mario.

Meggy: Thank you for the shorts Red.

Mario: No proble-

Koala Kong: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

K.K got up from all the boulders, and pounded his chest menacingly.

Koala Kong: THATS IT!!! IM GONNA RIP BOTH OF YOUR HEADS OF, AND PLAY KICKBALL WITH YOU THEM!!!

He was about to cross over to the other side, as the couple got ready. But before he did, he was trampled by a little wagon that came out of nowhere, and took him away, leaving the couple silent, then burst in laughter.

Meggy: *giggles* That was funny.

Mario: That guy is a loser. Alright, lets head off, the last island is next.

Meggy: Ok, lets hit the road.

And off they went, to the final islanld.
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Finally, this chapter is out! Sorry for the long wait, Im still pretty bloated, so thats still sucks(yeah, it hurts to move now that i've gotten this bloated). But that doesnt mean I cant upload, or update. So I hope you enjoyed it. Next chapter is going back to Cortex.

See you until.

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