It was a sunny day at the castle, the king was laying around his room drawing peacefully until
Escagoon: you majesty look at this
King Deedee: what is it?
Escagoon: they're bills...idiot
King Deedee: for what
Escagoon smacked himself.
Escagoon: they're from Nightmare Enterprises
King Deedee: so we get Bill's all the time from there
Escagoon: well they mean business this time
King Deedee: they always mean that
Escagoon: well maybe this so set you straight
Escagoon shoved the piece of paper in the king's face "hey whatcha do that for" he then took a long look at the paper before realizing what's on there
In big bright letters it read,
WE ARE SORRY TO INFORM YOU BUT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PURCHASE ANY PRODUCTS FROM NIGHTMARE ENTERPRISES, WE ARE GIVING YOU 168 HOURS TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU BROUGHT IN THE PAST MONTH
King Deedee: that doesn't seem like a problem I'll just tax the people of the town
Escagoon: well sir if you want an uprising than I suggest you think of something else
King Deedee: well until I do I want everyone to get taxed for food, activities, and entertainment
Escagoon: this will end badly I just know it
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After people heard about the new law they thought it was just another stupid idea for the king to make money,they minds quickly changed once waddle dees started knocking on the door demanding taxes. They started paying...until a week later.Mayor: what! 3 hundred dollars for just eating half a muffin at kowalski, i say these taxes are getting out of hand
Mayor's wife: I agree dear, just last week I was charged 200 dollars for just buying knitting materials
Mayor: let's have a town meeting to discuss this
Mayor wife: good thinking I'll go call up everyone and tell them to come over.
After a few phone calls the whole town was gathered at the mayor house to discuss the king tax problem
Many threw out ideas some where good some where bad, the kids meanwhile were outside trying to come up with ideas of their own
Maya: hey tuff
Tuff: yeah
Maya:where did you get those gloves for the king
A lightbulb went off in tuff head
Tuff: that's it
Every kid: what is ?
Tuff: okay so this one time when the king was knocked meta knight had put on some special gloves that would stop him from turning things into gold.
Pauline: so what?
Tuff: we'll sneak in and remove his gloves
Later that day when the king was asleep, tuff and 3 other kids snuck into the castle; when they found his room they quickly but quietly when over to his bed and slipped off his gloves.
Tuff: one of you guys go hide the gloves somewhere
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King Deedee opened his eyes to see that his bedpost had been turned to gold, he then started touching everything turning them into gold,
IM RICH! king Deedee said greedy
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