the kings gold fever

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It was a sunny day at the castle, the king was laying around his room drawing peacefully until

Escagoon: you majesty look at this

King Deedee: what is it?

Escagoon: they're bills...idiot

King Deedee: for what

Escagoon smacked himself.

Escagoon: they're from Nightmare Enterprises

King Deedee: so we get Bill's all the time from there

Escagoon: well they mean business this time

King Deedee: they always mean that

Escagoon: well maybe this so set you straight

Escagoon shoved the piece of paper in the king's face "hey whatcha do that for" he then took a long look at the paper before realizing what's on there

In big bright letters it read,

WE ARE SORRY TO INFORM YOU BUT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PURCHASE ANY PRODUCTS FROM NIGHTMARE ENTERPRISES, WE ARE GIVING YOU  168 HOURS TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU BROUGHT IN THE PAST MONTH

King Deedee: that doesn't seem like a problem I'll just tax the people of the town

Escagoon: well sir if you want an uprising than I suggest you think of something else

King Deedee: well until I do I want everyone to get taxed for food, activities, and entertainment

Escagoon: this will end badly I just know it

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After people heard about the new law they thought it was just another stupid idea for the king to make money,they minds quickly changed once waddle dees started knocking on the door demanding taxes. They started paying...until a week later.

Mayor: what! 3 hundred dollars for just eating half a muffin at kowalski, i say these taxes are getting out of hand

Mayor's wife: I agree dear, just last week I was charged 200 dollars for just buying knitting materials

Mayor: let's have a town meeting to discuss this

Mayor wife: good thinking I'll go call up everyone and tell them to come over.

After a few phone calls the whole town was gathered at the mayor house to discuss the king tax problem

Many threw out ideas some where good some where bad, the kids meanwhile were outside trying to come up with ideas of their own

Maya: hey tuff

Tuff: yeah

Maya:where did you get those gloves for the king

A lightbulb went off in tuff head

Tuff: that's it

Every kid: what is ?

Tuff: okay so this one time when the king was knocked meta knight had put on some special gloves that would stop him from turning things into gold.

Pauline: so what?

Tuff: we'll sneak in and remove his gloves

Later that day when the king was asleep, tuff and 3 other kids snuck into the castle; when they found his room they quickly but quietly when over to his bed and slipped off his gloves.

Tuff: one of you guys go hide the gloves somewhere

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King Deedee opened his eyes to see that his bedpost had been turned to gold, he then started touching everything turning them into gold,
IM RICH! king Deedee said greedy

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