Zalfie Story Book

Alfie Does My Makeup

Zoe (Zoella) was sitting on her floor, sorting through the bags of make up she was going to
use for her next video - where she would do her brother's (Thatcher Joe) make up, and he
in return would do hers.
She couldn't wait for this as she knew how much Joe would hate it, and that she was going
to love every minute.
Joe had been annoying since the moment he could talk, and Zoe was looking forward to
getting some, very small but significant, revenge.
After she had set the camera up, and laid out all the necessaries, her phone began to ring.
Zoe picked it up. It was Joe. "Zoe..."
"Yeah?" Zoe answered.
"I'm ill."
"Sure you are!" Zoe said, full of sarcasm, knowing Joe was just making an excuse not to go
through with the video.
"Alfie said he would do it" Joe said quickly, before he hung up.
Zoe huffed and murmured "Chicken!" to herself, then wondered how the video would
work with Alfie.
Zoe recalled how Alfie had had a completely obvious crush on her for many years, and that
she didnt know how she felt about him. 'I mean.. he is gorgeous and kind and funny... he
cares... but I just dont know. I need someone I can rely on.. but he is reliable..' Zoe
thought, confusing herself over him.
Lost in a daydream, the doorbell rang and Zoe jumped in surprise.
She opened the door to see Alfie standing there holding a Waitrose bag.
"What's in there?" Zoe asked curiously, after she had let him in and taken his coat.
"Oh... just some lunch. Thought we might go to the park or something later" Alfie cringed,
knowing how cheesy it sounded.
"That's a great idea hun!" Zoe exclaimed, and ushered him into her bedroom, where the
video would be taking place.
They started the video well, Zoe had put the perfect foundation on Alfie, along with
some bronzer. She laughed out loud many times; he looked like an oddly convincing girl.
Alfie was sitting very still, and he felt a little awkward. She was so mesmerising.. so amazing.
'Breathe. Alfie, Breathe' He thought to himself, trying hard not to reach out and tuck the stray
piece of hair that was sticking out cutely on the side of Zoe's head.
When Zoe leant over to do his eye shadow, he subconsciously leant in and brushed his lips softly
against hers.
"Zoe. Zoe, I'm so sorry." Alfie tried to cover up for what he had done.
"It's ok. It's.. ok" Zoe seemed dazed, and to Alfie's surprise she leant back in and kissed him
in return.
Zoe held his hair as Alfie stroked her cheek, cupping her heart shaped face in his hands.
"Oh shit!" Alfie exclaimed after he had pressed his mouth harder onto hers "I've smudged all your
hard work!"
Zoe just giggled, and replied "It doesnt matter, you look silly anyway."
Alfie ran his fingers through Zoe's hair and kissed her slowly, taking in the smell of her
perfume, the soft of her cheek.
Zoe sat on his lap and slowly put her hand under his shirt, running her hand over his
toned chest.
The two of them sat there for hours, content and drowning themselves in each other.
"Bollocks!" Cried Zoe, when the two stopped, gasping for a breath. "The camera is still on!"