This is old asfplease don't read it
A/N UwU also cursing in another language ahead
Nobody's P.O.V
Today happened to be the day that you were home alone. Russia was visiting his father in moskau and America was on a vacation with his family and Germany was out getting groceries. You were upstairs when you heard the front door slam to the ground. The follow texts happened with Germany.
R u home?!!?😰😰
No why?-Germany
Somebody's in the house! I heard the door slam down!
I'm coming home don't move!-Germany
*texting ends*
Nobody's P.O.V
You then grab your pistol that you always keep for emergencies. You slowly walked down the stairs pistol ready to shoot. You saw a country thing..? You knew they were not supposed to be there. Then snuck up behind them and backhanded them with the gun knocking them out.
*Germany enters* "Y/N! Y/N! ARE YOU OK!?!" Germany yelled. " I'm o-ok Germany. " you replied. Germany then walked in are realized it was his dad laying there knocked out. " uh Y/N? ". "Yeah?" " that's my dad... " you then had a moment of shock. "Omgoshgermanyimsooooosorry!" " it's okay y/n I'll take care of his head injury. " you winced at that knowing it was the back of your pistol that did that.
*TIME SKIP*
Nobody's P.O.V
"Germany what the ficken happened?" Third Reich said. "My roommate mistook you for an intruder and knocked you out with the back of a pistol." " glad she didn't shoot me. " "ja." Germany said. Then third Reich got up and asked to see the roommate who knocked him out.
Y/N pov
Third Reich stood in front of me. I felt so bad. " I'm soooo sorry I didn't know who you were Germany never talks about you so I didn't know who you were so I'm sorry. " you said quickly. "It is fine." " you have quite the strong hit, you know? " he said while giving his classic I will rape you smirk. Germany then brought (dragged) him away slightly annoyed with his father.
A/N I thought of this in the shower r/myshowerthoughts lol
Ficken=fuck
Ja=yes
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