Please don't read this old cringey shit
A/N it's late (11:11pm) so don't question my choices
Y/N P.O.V
America was hungry af so he decided it was a good idea to eat my fucking saltines so naturally I got fucking mad so this is that story..
*FLASH BACK BEGINNING*
"WE HAVE NO FUCKING FOOD!" America yelled across the house. " THANK COMMUNISM FOR THAT! " Russia yelled back. "COMMMMMMIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!" America screamed even louder. Russia just flipped him off instead of yelling back. America then spotted y/n 's saltines. She won't mind..? Right..? "I'll just eat a couple.."
* 20 mins later *
"Russia if y/n asks where I am.. Uhm .. Just say I'm busy." America said as he went to go hide in the pantry . *y/n walks down* she immediately knew that something was off... "Who ate my saltines?" She asked. " America. " Russia said with that hAwT rUsSiAn AcCeNt. Y/N then walked to the pantry pulled America out and started beating him up with her bratwurst.
A/N yes I made an entire chapter about saltines
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