My Brother's Best Friend

Winning One-Shot

So this was the one-shot that you guys voted to win the contest. It was written by The_blonde_writer, which is why this is dedicated to her. This chapter belongs to her, she wrote it. All rights belong to her.

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Lee's POV

"God Lee, how much crap did you pack?!" Parker snaps as he tries to fit my large suitcase into the trunk for the fifth time.

 "Hey, don't hate the suitcase. It's stores all of my personality" I say smugly as I hop in the front seat.

"You have a shit load of personality" Parker mutters as he finally gets the suitcase into the trunk.

I roll my eyes as I turn up the radio. Parker gets into the driver seat and started the engine.

"Why can't I drive?" I pout as we take off.

"Because you'd kill us both."

"Who knows, I could be a even better driver than you"

"You're only fifteen" Parker says with a grin as he messes up my hair.

I quickly slap his hand away and rearrange my hair.

Parker scowls, "Dude, how much gel do you use? Like ten tons??"

"It's the good kind, it's all natural and was made for guys who had d-"

"English please" Parker said.

I sigh. "It is English, moron. Your tiny brain just can't understand my great vocabulary-"

"It was just a metaphor, Lee. Take a chill pill" Parker told me with a smile.

"Which pill is that again?" I joke as I pretend to look through my bag for it.

We both burst out laughing.

"Wow Lee, I just realized how much I missed you" Parker says with a grin.

"Everyone misses Lee Adams" I tell him as I put my hands behind my head.

Parker just smiles as we drive down the highway.

~*~

"Are we there yet?" I ask for the fifteenth time. We've been driving for about four hours, and I'm bored.

B. O. R. E. D.

"No" Parker says, annoyed.

I sigh and turn up the radio.

Five minutes later...

"Now are we there?"

"No dimwit"

"Now?"

"No."

"How bout now?"

"Still no, Lee. How about you count tress or something?"

One tree... Two trees... Three trees...

Five trees... Eight trees.... Twenty-two trees........

Five-hundred-and-six-billon-who-gives-a-fuck-trees.

"Now are we there?"

"God Lee! Just shut up!" Parker yells in frustration.

I just laugh to myself, this is kinda fun. Much better than counting who-gives-a-fuck-trees.

"Oh! Oh! I see water! Nooowwww are we there??" I ask.