I love you. Me too

All because of shoelaces

GD and Emily are having fun,

I think.

Well, life is going well for them...

I think again.

I swear that one day, they will get married.

What is wrong with my imagination?

GD is now.... Leaning forward?

Noooooo, not in front of me.

Please nooooo!

.....

GD WHAT THE F*CK?

YOU DON'T TIE YOUR SHOELACE RIGHT NOW!

Oops, Emily knew I saw that happen.

She's coming over.

Leaving GD by himself?

Hip hip hooray!

Finally that jerk is left behind by himself.

He deserves it for treating my bestie/sister like that.

Emily sits next to me.

I awkwardly gaze around....

Emily started sobbing.

I was really surprised.

The last time she cried was when I accidentally knocked over her ice cream.

And that was like when we were 5 years old.

And she's like... 8 now.

Joking.

We're both 18.

Anyways, she sobs really loudly until we attracted the whole park.

Even an old couple was staring at us being like 'the f*ck?'

Anyways....

She cried sooooooooo much that my shirt got stained from her tears.

I patted her back, trying to comfort her.

The crying suddenly stopped, and then lifted her head.

Her eyes were blazed in fire and I knew she wanted revenge.

I grinned but wasn't sure what actually she was thinking about.

"I........ Want........ Revenge......"

Revenge sounded delicious.

I agreed to help her make GD guilty.

We came up with so many plans but it still wasn't enough to make GD break apart.

Then we came across a evil plan.

A plan that was sure to kill his soul.

And it involved everyone in Big Bang.

I was really nervous but excited about the revenge.

The plan was put into action the next day.

And luckily, T.O.P agreed to help me.

Yeeeeeeeeees!

T.O.P was very cool about taking revenge in his brother.

I couldn't help but laugh.

And then he said...

"You have a beautiful smile."

I suddenly stopped laughing, and blushed.

I was about to say something when my phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Yo Carley! Where are you?"

I was so confused that I didn't reply.

"Carley! Answer me!"

"................"

"Fine. I'll pick you up. HEY DONGHAE! GET THE CAR READY!"

I gasped.

"Wait.... This isn't.... Ryeowook?"

"Yeah it is, sorry. I just.... I have friends that really likes to hit people and loves to have revenge."

"Um...... Thanks."

I ended the call.

1 hour later, a black car rolled in front of my house.

And Ryeowook stepped out.

With 3 girls

They looked about my age.

"Carley. This is Ella, Jayde and Iris. Everyone, this is Carley. You all will be doing business together."

I held out my hand, but then the girl named Ella....

She took out a pencil case.

AND HIT ME WITH IT!

Joking.

She shook my hand.

Really hard as well.

Ow.

So did Iris

Then Jayde.

They were so strong....

I'm gonna see a doctor soon.

(Geddit Geddit? No? Exo? 'Someone call the doctor?' No? Damn it again. If yes.... DOUBLE HI-FIVE!)

And then Yesung stepped out.

He was wearing sunglasses.

And looked directly at me.

I was melting again.

How many lives of jelly do I have?

858482918375?

Knew it....

Everyone was staring at me.

I knew that they were judging me.

F*ck it.

But I also knew that they were perfect for participating in our evil revenge,

Against Emily's old love.

(Ex-boyfriend?)

Meh.

Authors note-

Hi I am not actually the author but the author has allowed me to write you all a short message.
I am a turnip from Transylvania I escaped the dreaded clutches of Dracula and rolled through an ocean or two all the way to a safe heaven where I cam across the wonderful author.
I like skipping ropes and cocaine.

(Jk)