Lesson 7: Going On Vacation Is Stressful

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  • Dedicated to Flight Attendants of The World
                                    

Saturday, November 22, 2014

8:08 a.m.

Alright so if you didn't already know, Oxy is going to Texas today! We're leaving at noon. So I will be giving you full Wattpad coverage of the airport, plane and arrival. I will be updating with times of when things are happening every so often, so keep checking back if you have nothing important to do today!

Instead of time stamping everything, I am just going to give you some jokes that were said on the flights today:

"We will be dimming the cabin lights to enhance the beauty of the person sitting next to you."

"Flight attendents will come and collect all sorts of things. Trash, 100 dollar bills, but not spouses and children. If you don't want them, what makes you think we do?"

"We will have a no smoking, no complaining, flight."

"I flew Southwest and I liked it."

"There is a man with a birthday on this flight today. He turned 86 and it's his first flight. On your way out, make sure to wish the pilot a happy birthday."

South West is the Best.

Lots of Love.

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