╠ Shared! ╣

Nosh - Devine Intervention: The Sexy Drummer Boy Lends a Hand

Niall was okay, really, to practically be the only single one out of their peculiar little family. Liam had been with Danielle since forever, Zayn has got a supposed thing going on with Perrie, whatever that is, and Louis and Harry…well, they are Louis and Harry, and had always been like that since he and the other boys caught them making out in the X-Factor house.

So yes, Niall was okay with it, he could go out and get all the girls he wants, even be seen with them without feeling guilty about it, which he knew the other lads don’t have the pleasure of.  But it’s not like he could actually run around the town and pick up any one he wants, he is not like that no matter how much the fans already knew by now that he is not as innocent as his image required him to be, and after a few too many times catching Louis and Harry…well, be Louis and Harry…he’s been itching. He’s been itching so bad…

He’s 18 for crying out loud, he shouldn’t be trapped in a tour bus full of guys and basically be the prude of the lot. He needs a release that none of his hands could satisfy anymore. He even gave up his precious snacking time to go to the gym with Harry to release the tension. After his first punching bag experience he understood why Liam and Harry likes it, Zayn had offered his cigarettes but Niall tried that to release tension in Australia and he doesn’t feel like making it into a habit.

But there was just so much a punching bag could do though, the tension was subdued, yes, but that itch at the base of his spine is still there and screaming to be released. And after watching Louis and Harry being all over each other again during a movie night with the lads and cru, Niall went to the bathroom, locked the door, looked down, and manage to come to a conclusion that…maybe girls are not the only solution here.

He should be freaked out by that revelation, but he really wasn’t…because after you spent the better part of two years with four other good looking boys and two of which happens to be abnormally into each other…Niall actually patted himself on the back for managing to avoid this part of his curiosity for so long.

And since he had that revelation…skirts just don’t interest him anymore. He is still attracted to girls yes, but the urge and wonders of what would be like to have a boy squirming because of him…and there goes that itch again…damn!

He needed help…advice…what have you…he needed one bad!

Liam was a lost cause, aside from that one drunken kiss he had with Zayn last year the guy is straight as stick and won’t understand Niall’s predicament. Niall contemplated going to Zayn seeing as the Bradford boy had somehow able to bend that stick enough for a hot make out session that one glorious moment in a party, but the one time Niall had discreetly tried to steer the conversation that way, Zayn had straight up asked him if he wanted to make out and see for himself. Niall wasn’t ready and frankly Zayn scared him a bit. But it was an intriguing offer and he will keep that offer for next time, because come on…the guy was Zayn Malik!

And to be honest, he couldn’t bear to ask Louis and harry, both of which would’ve been the perfect person to ask, they’re already under so much pressure themselves and Niall just couldn’t bear making them worried all the more, because they will be worried for Niall, they’re nice guys and good friends.

That is how Niall Horan found himself sprawled flat, feeling miserable and desperate and just so so horny, on the floor in the middle of the empty tour bus. Everyone is out adventuring whatever city they are in at the moment and Niall declined all the offers to go with because he just couldn’t deal with anything at the moment. He’s a horny teen male who just realized that he wanted to do arguably kinky stuff with fellow males, the world might as well blow up and if it’s not him they blew, he doesn’t give a damn.